Cannot fit in the back door. should i find another way in?

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I found a woman that I really go for. But when it comes to sex I find that she is not able to satisfy my need for anal sex. My Johnson is just too big for her. We've tried all kinds of lube. Even excessive slobber (not kidding). I can fit, but with great difficulty. It hurts her. No fun. The thing of it is that we are both into anal. Since neither one of us is able to fulfill this apparent need, we are thinking of moving on to different partners. We are compatible in many other ways, but we both realize that anal sex is a kind of sex that is pretty exclusive to the man and woman involved. Too intimate. At least for the two of us. Is this a normal thing for a couple to break up over? Kind of weird, huh?

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  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago | pl

    climb in through a window lol

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  • Gspyder
    9 years ago

    Why doesn't she get some toys and work her way up to your size? It would be a shame for you to part ways because of a problem that can be fixed

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    9 years ago

    Your asking to many questions buddy. I don't what button to click.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Try stretching her anus. It's possible. It would be a shame if you let this get between and end an otherwise perfect relationship.

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  • palepunk
    9 years ago

    Use a lot of water based lube and get her some small dildos to play with. Remember that when it comes to the anus you NEED to be very careful so as not to rip the delicate skin there. She will also need to be as relaxed as possible.

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  • Numbertwo
    9 years ago

    Try it the normal way?

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      My poop chute is for poop only.

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      • Numbertwo
        9 years ago

        Haha Martin tanley attack me with your front gate I come in the back door:)

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Who's Martin Stanley?

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          • Numbertwo
            9 years ago

            Tanley.
            Another movie reference

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      ^
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      This!!!

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  • HollywoodHulkHogan
    9 years ago

    So you cant paint your little brother brown, huh? You can put your shovel in the trenches, eh? So you cant bury your treasure in the dirt, huh? You cant go down the old dirt road, eh? So you cant get a brown hotdog, huh? Yeah id say leave her and her tight anus for a lesser endowed man. *coughs* andre the giant *coughs*

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  • ramek
    9 years ago

    You can downsize your thing.
    But it will take some time (about 6 monts or so).
    Need a pueraria mirifica breast cream. It's natural estrogen, it will make a penis thinner and little shorter.
    Just rub a little cream on your thing every morning and night.
    Watch out for negative side effects - you could get feminized (can grow tits and ass) or loose errection. If you feel strange, it means estrogens are in your blod, stop with the cream or try to use less.

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  • Mother2All
    9 years ago

    Yes its normal to break up over something like that but i think you should invest in some training butt plugs...they work wonders and should get her ass opened up but it will take some time to train the mucles to open up

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  • kawaiigurl
    9 years ago

    buy poppers

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      Mason, would you like a Popper?
      Memories of Mason Verger: http://youtu.be/R5XPClOckPs

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    If you can't fit in the backdoor, quit knocking. Anal is unhealthy and unsanitary anyway.

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    • palepunk
      9 years ago

      Not anymore unsanitary or unhealthy than anything else we all come into contact with daily.

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    • Mother2All
      9 years ago

      Anal is a very natural thing thank you! Its accually a G-Spot for a lot of people, men included. Anal is looked at to be 'wrong' by a lot of people who have never tryed it. Its concidered 'taboo' because of close minded people, well let me tell you im very glad im not a close minded person because it feels better the viginal!

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      • Drawingmud
        9 years ago

        It feels better the viginal? What???

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        • Mother2All
          9 years ago

          To me it does...if its stretched right then it can feel good for anyone

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