Can you explain your username please?

Why did you choose your username? Is there any special significance to it? I often idly try to work out the meaning behind someone's username, and it just came to me to post this as a question.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    My cousin called me a cuntsiclestick on Facebook in an attempt to insult me. I thought the word was funny so I used it as my username.

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    • leggs91200

      I was kind of surprised to learn you are a woman.
      When I was new and learning who is who and all that, I saw your name and though "This is probably some perv or misogynistic male."

      But yeah, I didn't know anything yet. For having such a name, you are probably one of the more tame people here.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Thank you very much. I think you're one of the smartest people here.
        :)
        You're not the only one that thought I was a guy. A few users over the years thought that too. I also recall a user accused me of being an old woman, then shortly after a thirsty user thought I was a transgender woman. And back when we had profile pics three years ago, two users thought I was underage. It's kind of odd how impressions go. XD

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        • leggs91200

          You know that old trick of telling a guy to check out some hot chick and come to find out she used to be a guy? Of course guys freak out.

          I wonder if it ever happened that someone reacted similarly when he thought it was a hot transgender woman but come to find out she is a genetic female.
          "Aww man! don;t mess with me like that! I thought it was a hot TG."
          Ehh, well, it could happen i suppose.

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  • Nikclaire

    Middle name, first name.

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  • charli.m

    I didn't know if I wanted to use my actual name so I used a name generator I used for naming my sims.

    Fuck, I miss playing that game.

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    • Shackleford96

      Hey, I used to play that game WAY back in the day!

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      • charli.m

        Haha it was so much fun! I haven't even had a computer in years, so I can't play even if I was dumb enough to get sucked into it again :(

        Good to see ya, Rusty :)

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        • Shackleford96

          You too Mel :)

          You need to get a computer again! I'm not sure I ever played that game legitimately though. I always used the money cheat so I could build these immaculate dream houses/mansions, lol. I think that's part of the reason I ended up in design type work. You know, I liked those games pretty good but my older sister was even more into them than I was. Lots of fond memories attached to those games.

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          • charli.m

            Hah that's what I did, too. I'd never end up playing the game much cos I was too interested in setting up the house.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      obligatory

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXXd68j5reo

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      • charli.m

        Lemme guess...that movie? Haha

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          its a great mob movie if yall ever gits the chance

          right up there with godfather & goodfellas

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          • charli.m

            Never seen any of those :/

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

              theres no more classic american cinema than mobster movies and i just listed the top picks

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    There isn't any meaning at all behind my username. Normally when I choose a username I would spend ages coming up with the perfect name, with real meaning behind it, writing a long list of ideas and debating on the best one (I have really bad OCD). But when I was creating my profile for this site I just wanted to get straight into asking and answering questions and the thought of going through all that again just made me cringe, so I just forced myself to come up with a name on the spot and randomly thought of this.

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    • palehorse

      There are some random name generators online you can use.

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  • leggs91200

    I have a thing for legs in pantyhose.
    L'eggs is a brand name of hose and 91200 is the number for a particular color, size, style.

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  • jethro

    The Beverly Hillbillies.

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    • charli.m

      I always think Gibbs when I see your username.

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      • jethro

        I had it before NCIS was out.

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    • chuy

      I thought you git it from the bible😆

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  • palehorse

    Reference to Agatha Christie's novel.

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    • CozmoWank

      Yeah, so is mine.

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  • DarkMatter

    This site told me to choose a name which cannot be used to identify me. So dark matter is a type of matter which is mysterious and invisible. It cannot be identified. It is more than 27% of our Universe while normal matter (what we are made of) is only 4% (representing I am more than everyone. Don't take it as an offense). It only interacts with normal matter (what we are made of) by gravity (representing influence).

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    • JellyBeanBandit

      Cool reason.

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  • MAGATrump2020

    I'm the greatest, okay? Extremely rich.

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    • Jimbo24

      Build the wall already!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    its a song

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  • Shackleford96

    King of the hill reference, and it relates to my first name. Random number, not birth year.

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    • SwickDinging

      One of my favourite shows. Funnily enough I always thought that Dale and Nancy's marriage was stronger than everyone else's on the show, in spite of the affair and Dale's insane bahaviour

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  • ShrekFecker

    I think it's self-expanatory.

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  • Primus

    Awesome band.

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  • SwickDinging

    Mine should be self-explanatory.

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    • JellyBeanBandit

      But aren't you a woman?

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      • SwickDinging

        Girls can swing dicks too!

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        • Girls can swing on dicks you mean?

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          • SwickDinging

            Where I come from dick swinging is an expression used to describe men who are quite arrogant and overconfident, and strut about like the big man about town.

            Also to me it invokes hilarious imagery of a woman in a strap on swinging her "dick" around.

            Mostly I just chose the username because I wanted to swear but thought a play on words would be nicer. There's not really much of a story to it.

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            • TheBlindInquisitor

              That's interesting I thought you were a dude.

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            • Lol. It's cool. Each region has it's own phrases. I would guess you dont know what we americans mean when we say someone bought the farm, do you?

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        • JellyBeanBandit

          Are you transgender?

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          • SwickDinging

            No. Au naturel lady here. Heavily pregnant so we know everything works. Why?

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            • JellyBeanBandit

              I just thought that's what you meant when you said girls can swing dicks too.

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  • curious-bunny

    I'm a curious person always sticking my nose were it doesnt belong, I love bunnies and if I had to choose in pet play I'm more of a rabbit than dog or cat or whatever so I bit of a dirty-clean reference to a big part if my personality

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    This is gonna sound deep....I want people to consuder how imprortant being normal is. I see many naive OP's freak out when people say what the do isn't normal and defend themselves. So my premise is essentially, that normal seldom matters. It does with somethings though. Like if your blood pressure isn't normal, it should concern you, but if you don't fap to something normal, refer to my username and the answer is no!

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  • MrsEdGein

    I chose mine because Ed Gein is my favourite serial killer and if I was alive in his day I would of married him if he wanted me too lol.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein

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    • Jimbo24

      Sicko!

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  • McBean

    I picked a name that is quickly forgotten because I like anonymity. That said, anonymity is difficult to obtain when you're as rude, crude, and lewd as I am.

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  • GuvnorsOtherWoman

    'Guvnor' is the nickname I give to my celebrity crush and I like to consider myself his other woman since he is already happily married.

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  • Sexualized_Polycheate_Worm

    i am a polycheate worm and i have been sexualized

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  • chrysocolla

    It's a fancy rock.

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  • someonespecial9

    I was think on the song " last cristmas I gave you my heart", and took the " ill give to someone special" and because someone uses the nickname, I just put the nine in the end and boom, nickname

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  • litelander8

    Random.

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  • TerriAngel

    Didnt realze it was a thing.
    Just logged in.
    My name is what it is.

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  • Jimbo24

    South Park was playing when I was signing up to this website, and that Jimbo character was on.

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  • SomewhereNorth

    I picked it because I’m Canadian and also SomewhereNorth sounds like a Game Of Thrones saying ~~~ 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    I'm blind in my left eye as for the inquisitor part look up the definition if you knew me in real life I fit that term well.

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  • toiletbrush212

    i always get shit thrown at me

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  • perfectxsilence

    No idea. I think I just did whatever came to mind at the time and apparently that was perfect silence. Has a nice ring to it, I can't complain.

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  • BleedingPain

    I stole it from an online writer who went by BleedingPain

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  • My drop dead beautiful, funny and amorous wife cheated (for the third time). When I confronted her and then awkwardly tried to explain I kinda liked the idea of her with other guys she exploded, claimed she could tell I’d wanted her to and that I had “pushed her to”. Her comical deflection of responsibility resulted in my username!

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  • Maid_in_Pink

    I quite literally have a pink maid uniform. No hidden meanings here.

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  • abnormally_normal

    My user name "abnormally normal" is exactly my personality.

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  • dimwitted

    I love the word and think it pretty much fits everyone.

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  • raisinbran

    My favorite cereal and I was eating it when I signed up.

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  • 19sammi91

    Nickname with my birth year split either side lol

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  • Nednerb43

    First name backwards

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    • charli.m

      Hah. My nephew's name is spelled that way, too. I didn't think it was that common.

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      • Nednerb43

        Its not, ive met one other brenden and we both were excited to meet each other lol. Wait am i your nephew ?!

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        • charli.m

          I hope not. He's 6. Hah.

          Wow that's so weird hehe.

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          • Nednerb43

            Oh... yeah im only 4

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            • TakemeImyours

              Ok

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Ummitsme was my first name before I believe I got shadow banned. Nothing too creative.

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    • Jimbo24

      I remember you.

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  • I head a terrible headache when I signed up for this site, and there was a cooking show on T.V.

    I thought “how odd would it be if someone decided to deep fry a pain reliever?”

    So there you go.

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  • LloydAsher

    Pretty much every rpg charicter name I've ever used for my player charicter.

    Lloyd: Welsh for grey as my characters usually inhabit the morally grey spectrum.

    Asher: most of the iterations of lloyd Asher is depicted with ashen hair.

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  • Hubbard

    It was just a random name that came to my mind

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  • Golias

    This is actually the name I use in DarkRP servers on GarrysMod, but I don0t remeber why I chose this name in particular

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  • I'd probably recently watched a clip from Game of Thrones about Craster's Keep, so his name ended up in my username with another word that started with cr.

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  • Lonelywitch

    I just asked Siri to pick 2 words and I combined them

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  • Tealights

    I like candles.

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  • https://images.app.goo.gl/M7uapMZBzBSerYBt6

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  • chuy

    I posted in a similar thread that if you are hispanic specially Mexican you would know where I got mine from.

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    • LloydAsher

      Though you were Filipino honestly.

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      • chuy

        Nope

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  • Mrown

    Were you the guy who asked about the meaning of my username on another post?

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    • JellyBeanBandit

      No

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      • Mrown

        oh ok

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  • brutus

    My names are totally random and hard to google. I choose names of drugs as my usernames often.

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    • Mrown

      brutus is rather easy to google

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      • brutus

        Gonna change it soon, new account should be ready by now.

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        • Mrown

          what are you changing it to?

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          • brutus

            "aspirin"

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            • chuy

              Moltrin sounds way better or musinex 😂

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  • megadriver

    megadriver was the name I picked for Need for speed hot pursuit III back in 1999. One of the first racing games I've ever played, where you could have a player name.

    Megadriver kinda stuck with every other racing game I played... It was my skype name and my username for a Bulgarian facebook ripoff back in 2007.

    Also when I was in 12th grade, I had the pleasure to drive a girl's 316i E36 BMW and drift it across town, while the girls were screaming half drunk in the back. Bulgarian tradition for graduation...

    The girls would call me megadriver as I slided about. I felt smug as hell and this became my permanent nickname XD
    I'd drift either of my Mercedes in the snow and go "I am a driving God! I am Megadriver!"

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  • Mines be short and sweet, and to the point.

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  • ToffeeMe

    im toffee me. Cause I'm to sweet. but hard to chew, hard to get like your caramel bum bum.

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    • someonespecial9

      or youre a lizard

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      • ToffeeMe

        how come

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        • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

          I think he might be referencing this cartoon character
          https://youtu.be/I-Hp_H58JkA

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          • ToffeeMe

            Hahahahah okay, havent watch that cartoon yet

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  • Ho0ligan

    it’s a title of a song, it’s a shit name tbh.

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    • Primus

      By who?

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      • leggs91200

        The Who had an album called "Hooligans" but I do not know if that is where the user name came from.

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    • JellyBeanBandit

      I think it sounds alright.

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