Try FlexSeal’s all new AssFill, the one and done paste for all your shitting needs.
The unique patented 3-way head lets you fill with ease, and the ergonomic handle is wayyyyy cool. Simply spread, insert, and spray. Available in 12 colors (including black, white, green, navy blue, and camo brown), FlexSeal AssFill is made to serve all of your backdoor needs.
Got the shits? Grab FlexSeal AssFill!
Boyfriend gave you the ring around, but left a mess? Grab FlexSeal AssFill!
Piles? You guessed it! FlexSeal AssFill!!!
Call today and you’ll get not one, but TWO medium FlexSeal AssFill in your choice of any two colors, but you’ll also get FlexSeal’s all new SpreadDatAss free of charge. That’s a $15 value, your’s today FREE of charge with your purchase of FlexSeal AssFill.
Call the number on your screen below for this limited time offer, and pay just two payments of $19.99. You heard that right, two payments of NINE-TEEN NINETY NINE
*in a speedy voice*
Offer not available in all countries. Some restrictions may apply. Not available in stores. Product may be toxic, do not use on pets or wild animals. Tax not included. Pay separate shipping and handling.
Can you cough and squeeze your buttcheeks together at the same time?
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Try FlexSeal’s all new AssFill, the one and done paste for all your shitting needs.
The unique patented 3-way head lets you fill with ease, and the ergonomic handle is wayyyyy cool. Simply spread, insert, and spray. Available in 12 colors (including black, white, green, navy blue, and camo brown), FlexSeal AssFill is made to serve all of your backdoor needs.
Got the shits? Grab FlexSeal AssFill!
Boyfriend gave you the ring around, but left a mess? Grab FlexSeal AssFill!
Piles? You guessed it! FlexSeal AssFill!!!
Call today and you’ll get not one, but TWO medium FlexSeal AssFill in your choice of any two colors, but you’ll also get FlexSeal’s all new SpreadDatAss free of charge. That’s a $15 value, your’s today FREE of charge with your purchase of FlexSeal AssFill.
Call the number on your screen below for this limited time offer, and pay just two payments of $19.99. You heard that right, two payments of NINE-TEEN NINETY NINE
*in a speedy voice*
Offer not available in all countries. Some restrictions may apply. Not available in stores. Product may be toxic, do not use on pets or wild animals. Tax not included. Pay separate shipping and handling.