Can we please rename communion wafers?

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  • NocturnePonyFan
    11 years ago | pl

    Dude, we SHOULD have a trampoline!!!!! Church as it is now is "Hell on Earth"...sooooo boring!!!! We SHOULD make it fun!

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    • SamuraiGallade
      11 years ago | pl

      Not really. And it can be fun. You should try to listen and understand.

      But, I totally called the trampoline comment. What's next? Every Thursday a Soviet Russian guy walks in and shouts "VODKA FOR EVERYBODY!" then hands out free vodka, and later he Sparta kicks someone into a barstool, starting a barfight!? Holy crap! (That's irony, and I'm sure of it.)

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      • NocturnePonyFan
        11 years ago | pl

        Church? Fun? BAHAHAHA! That is a load of horse-shit. I've been to several churches, of several denominations in my life. Not one of them was enjoyable. I was forced to sit there for an hour listening about how "Jeebus luvs meh" and how I'm going to hell because I like Harry Potter and fuck other girls.

        As soon as you dumbass Christians learn to understand and have an open-mind, THEN maybe I'll try to open my mind to an hour-long lecture as well.

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        • SamuraiGallade
          11 years ago | pl

          I have an open mind. Most of the church does. Harry Potter is just fine. Lust is not though.

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          • NocturnePonyFan
            11 years ago | pl

            I'm glad you have an open mind. But every single church I've been to is completely rude and closed-minded.
            PS I'll lust after whoever the hell I want. It's none of your or the "church"'s business. If I don't give a shit about being "saved" then why do Christians think it's their duty to "save" me? I've never understood that.

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