Can we please rename communion wafers?

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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago | pl

    We should just replace all churches with awesome playhouses that serve booze.

    ...CHUCK-E JEEZ'S

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    • NocturnePonyFan
      11 years ago | pl

      I fully support this plan! Can we not have any furry mascots though? Those things give me the creeps. Oh, and ball pits. They MUST have ball pits.

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      • SamuraiGallade
        11 years ago | pl

        That wouldn't be a church. That would be Hell on Earth. What is wrong with you guys?

        Now the next guy's going to say, "STFU. We should replace the altar with a trampoline." Sheesh. I've never heard anything crazier in my life.

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        • NocturnePonyFan
          11 years ago | pl

          Dude, we SHOULD have a trampoline!!!!! Church as it is now is "Hell on Earth"...sooooo boring!!!! We SHOULD make it fun!

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          • SamuraiGallade
            11 years ago | pl

            Not really. And it can be fun. You should try to listen and understand.

            But, I totally called the trampoline comment. What's next? Every Thursday a Soviet Russian guy walks in and shouts "VODKA FOR EVERYBODY!" then hands out free vodka, and later he Sparta kicks someone into a barstool, starting a barfight!? Holy crap! (That's irony, and I'm sure of it.)

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            • NocturnePonyFan
              11 years ago | pl

              Church? Fun? BAHAHAHA! That is a load of horse-shit. I've been to several churches, of several denominations in my life. Not one of them was enjoyable. I was forced to sit there for an hour listening about how "Jeebus luvs meh" and how I'm going to hell because I like Harry Potter and fuck other girls.

              As soon as you dumbass Christians learn to understand and have an open-mind, THEN maybe I'll try to open my mind to an hour-long lecture as well.

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