Can we please rename communion wafers?

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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago | pl

    Strippers on merry-go-round poles... THIS IS GENIUS.

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    • NocturnePonyFan
      11 years ago | pl

      Now I just wish I could actually build it, lol. And of course, since church wine is soooooo overrated, we'll have beer instead. Special beer, with Buddy Christ on the label. Or hard liquor. Whatever the preference.

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      • flutterhigh
        11 years ago | pl

        We should just replace all churches with awesome playhouses that serve booze.

        ...CHUCK-E JEEZ'S

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        • NocturnePonyFan
          11 years ago | pl

          I fully support this plan! Can we not have any furry mascots though? Those things give me the creeps. Oh, and ball pits. They MUST have ball pits.

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          • SamuraiGallade
            11 years ago | pl

            That wouldn't be a church. That would be Hell on Earth. What is wrong with you guys?

            Now the next guy's going to say, "STFU. We should replace the altar with a trampoline." Sheesh. I've never heard anything crazier in my life.

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            • NocturnePonyFan
              11 years ago | pl

              Dude, we SHOULD have a trampoline!!!!! Church as it is now is "Hell on Earth"...sooooo boring!!!! We SHOULD make it fun!

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              • SamuraiGallade
                11 years ago | pl

                Not really. And it can be fun. You should try to listen and understand.

                But, I totally called the trampoline comment. What's next? Every Thursday a Soviet Russian guy walks in and shouts "VODKA FOR EVERYBODY!" then hands out free vodka, and later he Sparta kicks someone into a barstool, starting a barfight!? Holy crap! (That's irony, and I'm sure of it.)

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago | pl

      A stroke of genius. Pun intended.

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