i bet you'd just look at me and piss a little bit in your shorts. im that guy you hold open the door for because you're afraid i might start some shit with you . when men hold open the door for me i dont say thank you i say , smart move.
daughter"dad, dont worry , i have had self defence training"" do you know martial arts" ?
thinks for 10 seconds " yes , hulk crush"
6 feet five tall 260 pounds 52 inch chest. i kayak 13 miles every other day.
WIFE SEES THE GEICO gym bro commercial and says and i quote " his arms are nicer than yours. i think about what she just said , then i just smile.
Break people knees with my fists
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i bet you'd just look at me and piss a little bit in your shorts. im that guy you hold open the door for because you're afraid i might start some shit with you . when men hold open the door for me i dont say thank you i say , smart move.
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daughter"dad, dont worry , i have had self defence training"" do you know martial arts" ?
thinks for 10 seconds " yes , hulk crush"
6 feet five tall 260 pounds 52 inch chest. i kayak 13 miles every other day.
WIFE SEES THE GEICO gym bro commercial and says and i quote " his arms are nicer than yours. i think about what she just said , then i just smile.