Brawny man hairy man

as a child, i would purposely spill drinks in my kitchen just so i could and grab our paper towels and just stare at the brawny man, his eyes and lips and hairy, muscular arms just sent my penis through the roof, whenever my parents bought a different paper towel brand, i would go into spiraling depression for weeks or until they bought me my brawny, as i got older and discovered masturbation, i would take the whole paper towel roll, brawny man and all, and violently and passionately beat off with it, i got away with these acts for a number of years until my parents found the pile of brawny paper towel rolls in my closet with the brawny mans face missing and the whole thing covered in semen, since then i am prohibited from touching the paper towels, but i sneak every once in a while ;) Is it normal?

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45% Normal
Based on 20 votes (9 yes)
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Comments ( 11 )
  • Heh?

    It is normal for lumberjacks to deal with wood.

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  • Brawnyboy

    Fuck people are going to think I wrote this.

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    • charli.m

      Hahahaha!

      A million thumbs up :P

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      • Brawnyboy

        Of course you'd find it funny :)

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        • charli.m

          Heehee :)

          It was more just imagining you giving a resigned sigh as you said that :)

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          • Brawnyboy

            You know me to well.

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  • codell

    I sincerely hope your story is true because that would make it even more hilarious.

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

    OMFG :D SO FUNNAH!

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  • AnimalsLoveMe

    Oh sadface

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  • randomjelly

    You need a fucking hobby.

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  • dappled

    Your imagination seems a bit limited. Say something better and then maybe you'll get our approval.

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