Boring fact about you

Me: I write a new 'to do' list every morning titled "TODAY" written with different colored sharpies. I only write things I can realistically achieve, then cross them off during the day.

What is a boring but unique fact about you?

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    One of my legs is an inch longer than the other.

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    • My high school friend had a leg that was about 2-3 inches shorter than the other one. He had it fixed eventually.

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    • BleedingPain

      I had a gym teacher who had one leg surgically extended to match the other... He was also a pedophile to the boys at my school.

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      • Silver_Discrete

        On behalf of all gym Teachers, (I'm not one, im an 18f college student) that was uncalled for and would be better if you mentioned the school idk just an opinion

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        • BleedingPain

          Would not matter really. He i think retired few years after I graduated middle school and kinda went off grid

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        • McBean

          Whoa. The Catholic Church does this same thing with pedophile priests. Sorry, but your suggestion only causes the problem to grow. Anyway, I used to prioritize my studies to take a D in gym and get A's in Math and English. Biking, swimming, golf, tennis, skiing, and marksmanship are most affectively taught by a private instructor anyway.

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  • brutus

    My dick looks like a slug.

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    • Does it shrink if you put salt on it?

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    • Hey, where'd you go?

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    • chuy

      Floopy and slimy?

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  • SwickDinging

    I prefer tea to coffee. (Proper tea, not weird American sweet tea)

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  • CountessDouche

    I have almost every color of the rainbow in converse all stars.

    Also have a fully kitted zombie apocalypse car. It does everything...everything!!!

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    • CozmoWank

      Not the OP, but does your car look like this?
      https://carnewschina.com/2014/07/10/unimog-u5000-is-a-big-black-german-beast-in-china/

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      • CountessDouche

        Closer than I thought! I figured your link might have more flamethrowers...sadly, we only have 17 of those, but we do make up for it in trained, shaved bears with swords instead of hands.

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        • CozmoWank

          I fear the person who shaves the bears and lives.

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          • CountessDouche

            I went to community college for bear shaving. It's not so bad.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I've never been afraid of spiders.

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    • Me neither... I don't get what people are afraid of. Spiders just want to be left alone.

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      • RoseIsabella

        When I was a little girl there was a furry, little, black spider who lived in the frame of my canopy bed. I never bothered him, and he never bothered me, for all practical purposes we were pals.

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        • Indigo1

          I don't mind spiders that much but you're telling me you wouldn't be even a little bothered if a real gnarly looking one was just hangin' out in your room? For me seeing a spider is nothing, it only becomes a problem when it disappears and it's in my room.

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          • RoseIsabella

            A rather large, poisonous and aggressive spider would of course be cause for concern. Perhaps a smaller, more poisonous spider might be cause for even more concern. However, just average, run of the mill, non-poisonous house spiders don't really bother me at all.

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            • McBean

              I don't have a strong emotional connection with spiders. But they are clean helpful bugs that eat nasty insects and make the ecosystem balanced. I make every effort to catch spiders in my house alive so that I can move them outside. If it's way below freezing, they go in the basement.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    My pantry is stocked with nothing but different flavors of Pop-Tarts.

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    • Really? Is that your daily breakfast?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        They're more of a snack. Lately they haven't been filling me up, so I might just eat the ones I have left and replace them with something else.

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  • My bed spread is in the dryer right now.

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  • Lawleit

    I'm a fan of Eminem

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  • Tealights

    I taught my cats to chase me around the house when I run from them; they usually headbutt me when I finally sit down afterwards.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Idk, i find that interesting

      Not boring enough

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      • Tealights

        I've been doing this since I was a child to every cat I've raised, it feels normal lol.

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        • shuggy-chan

          Well today I said goodbye to the kitties from the pet store.

          I sponsored their adoption, they bonded together and I don’t have the room.

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  • BleedingPain

    I dont know my blood type

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      if yall can feel good about dointhe least bita civic duty then go give blood

      theyll let you know your blood type and yall can git shitfaced for 5 bucks after

      beats fuck outta jury duty

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      • BleedingPain

        Jury duty does indeed suck

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  • AMERICANsavage

    I think the majority of people in my country are ignorant

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    • Which country is that?

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      • AMERICANsavage

        USA🙁

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  • Meowypowers

    I DVR or watch Jeaopardy almost every night and that was BeFORe James was murdering it!

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  • libertybell

    I hate onion rings.

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  • LloydAsher

    When I refer to a specific part of my body I use words like "we and us" because the body is a collective but you are just one entity.

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    • Grunewald

      Contextual example...?

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      • LloydAsher

        If I get knocked on the floor. When I pick myself up I say in my head "everyone get up". Its hard to say it outside of personified organs and body parts. "Come on brain work!" all of this is said by my internal voice almost like I'm narrating my own life.

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        • If you keep referring to your organs individually, one may decide not to listen to you one day.

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          • LloydAsher

            They dont hold any legislative power in my mind. If you think of it the brain is a dictatorship.

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      That sounds low-key genius

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  • paramore93

    I find balloons terrifying.

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      • paramore93

        Pure, undiluted evil.
        I don't know, they just creep me out, floating around.

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  • Indigo1

    My job has been installing bamboo reed on my friends walls with a brad nail gun

    As seen here ---> https://www.homedepot.com/p/Backyard-X-Scapes-6-ft-H-x-16-ft-L-Reed-Fencing-HDD-BIN-RF01/100661555 <--- I pull out each tiny piece from the fencing and nail it tightly close together and level onto the walls of his massive basement. Already like 400 hours, and I've used like 55 rolls of this stuff so far and I'm still going. It's not only a boring fact about me, but it's a much more difficult and boring job than you could even imagine.
    + %90 of my wages are garnished because i owe him nearly 30k.

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    • How much is he paying you?

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      • Indigo1

        not enough

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  • JustAHuman

    I have never used an emoji or used an acronym for "laughing out loud", "laughing my ass off", etc.

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  • Burnsides

    I like to waste VHS tapes.

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  • dimwitted

    I'm a lucid dreamer.

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    • Silver_Discrete

      sup

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  • Unknowns12

    I collect music, CDs to be specific.

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    • TaylzTheBoss

      Same here

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  • I have 3 dogs.

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  • libertybell

    I think Tiny Tim was hot.

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  • shuggy-chan

    I buy weird asian clothes from amazon

    Including those pants that get poofy at the legs

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    • Do you wear them in public?

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      • shuggy-chan

        Well I probably would, i wear them around where i live or talking to neighbors.

        But work has me driving so much i hate to go out on my free time. Rather just chill at home.

        And if i do go out i try to wear other nice shirts I bought. I got alot of floral print shirts and jackets

        I wore one out with my dad the other week

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  • Iszzy123

    I work a 9-5

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Keeping my legs completely straight I can curl my hands underneath my feet and awkwardly walk.

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  • I’ve mastered this technique where I can pass a cop and make my car so quiet you’d think it’s a prius.

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  • MasterOfNone

    I like Cheesecake, Eggnog, whipped cream,and vanilla everything but I can't stand too much chocolate.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      aint a cheesecake really a pie?

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      • MasterOfNone

        Or is pie really just a cake with variation?

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  • MrsEdGein

    I hate garlic.

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    • RoseIsabella

      So does Dracula.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        imagine if dracula was italian?

        -hates garlic
        -hates layin out in the sun
        -hates contact with a crucifix

        hed be hatin wop life

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  • mia500

    Mmm to-do lists are so satisfying.
    I have a lot of clothes that I don’t wear

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    • I don't wear 90% of my clothes.

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  • I have a bad cold

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  • Grunewald

    My lower legs are disproportionately short compared to the rest of me.
    I am 5"6 but when I sit down next to most men we are the same height.

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  • raisinbran

    I take deep whiffs of my armpits after a good workout

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  • megadriver

    Being a car guy... Most of my (non carguy) friends think that.

    Hell, most people probably think that too, but I don't care. Cars and vehicles in general are awesome! Driving stuff rocks! XD

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    I love cartoons.

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  • Isuckdickdaily69

    I'm a person.

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  • My name isn't actually Redwald.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i can fix anythin

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    • What's the last thing you worked on?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        weldin pipe and mountin/wirin some new ups systems

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  • I pick wildflowers just because I think they're pretty.

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  • My favorite color is blue.

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  • chuy

    Boring?, hell I'm not boring lol.

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