Birds are screaming again

You should get hold of the media and let them know you've discovered a screaming bird you 'tard.

We have a gang of five magpie babies that have been trying to break in for months now. Our German shepherd x kelpie is terrified of them.

Birds hate when you try to give parenting advice

Chipy chipy chip chi rip

I'd go outside and beat them up cos I'm a tough guy!