Bill clinton says that is doesn't count as cheating. so there!

Yesterday I got a blow job in the supply room at work. The woman who did me just kind of laughed the whole thing off. Like having a little fun during a work break. I'm not sleeping with her. So it be normal to say that I didn't cheat on my wife, right?

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  • Parky_Parker

    Troll post. Otherwise, anything you can't share with your significant other in fear of disapproval is "cheating." Even a kiss or sexting.

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    • 69

      some people think bjs, hjs and massages with happy endings are not cheating, i seen it

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  • PoppaSmurf

    Your wife blew me in the supply closet just the other day. It's all in good fun.

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    • chewy

      You're funny!

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    • golden_showers

      you should have used blue color in your name

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    • RoseIsabella

      Keep it smurfy!

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      • Parky_Parker

        Your pun came out of the blue. Pun intended.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Keeping smurfin my friend, keep on smurfin.

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  • Couman

    That depends on what your definition of "is" is.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    its not cheating...if your wife did the same and you don't consider her cheating.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Bill Clinton knows how to blow a mean note on the sax. That doesn't mean that you are a jazz musician. A responsible and moral adult wouldn't make excuses for his actions. He would own up to them. A good husband who valued his wedding vows wouldn't cheat on his wife. You did the wrong thing and you need to make amends.

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  • Fleetline

    All I can say about Hilary is that she is twice the ma Bill is.

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  • Nokiot9

    Can someone explain to me why the hell they were asking him about getting head from an intern in the first place? Does it jeopardize national security or something? Dude got some dome. He shouldn't have had to lie about it under oath because they never should have asked him about it. Gorbichauf could have been sucking him off and I don't think it matters. And Hilary Clinton is a fuckin fembot. U can't cheat on a computer subroutine housed in an android.

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  • Riddler

    I want evidence that Bill Clinton said it wasn't cheating and proof your not just pulling it out your ass. Bill Clinton is a funny dude and his attitude about things is very amusing but that does not change he might not be the most moral person in the world.

    You also are using the "Appeal to authority" fallacy in saying because the president cheated that cheating must be okay. There is teachers who have molested students does that automatically make molestation okay?

    Authority figures are just people and they all have different personalities and they can screw up. Its cheating if your wife and you have an understanding and she is okay with you seeing other women on the side. If she is not okay with it than yes its cheating.

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  • associate

    I'm sure this is just a troll post.

    (for the record, though, I totally believe Juanita Broaddrick)

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    • golden_showers

      who is Juanita Broadrick? is that matthew broadrick's illegitimate love child with the Mexican maid?

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  • captblood44

    billy did not cheat.

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