Best name for a girl

Inspired by the most recent name question, these are all for a girl

Land 0
Trash 4
Skrillex 3
Kairi 4
Levitra 0
Cialis 4
Jesus Christ 5
Ayahuasca 1
Amber 10
Glenn 1
Adonis 1
Nazi Boy 9
Beta Cash Slave 4
Glitterdoggy 5
Alien 1
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Comments ( 38 )
  • Dustyair

    Name her Ni&&er :)

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  • BleedingPain

    Glad to dish out some inspiration ;)

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  • Boojum

    Why is Amber on the list? Seems to me a little pornish, but not as bad as Bambi.

    A couple years ago, a court in France didn't allow parents to give their daughter the name they wanted: Nutella.

    Some poor kid in New Zealand is apparently named "Number 16 Bus Shelter", and there's at least one guy in Sweden named Metallica.

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    • CozmoWank

      I remember reading once about a case where the parents wanted to name the kid Hitler.

      In the local birth announcements in my town I once saw mentioned a boy named "His Majesty."
      WTF!?!?

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    • EccentricWeird

      racism against ambers

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  • e51pegasi

    Soapytitwank.

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  • Ummitsme

    This is such a bad troll but I still laughed my ass off. That said I went with Amber.

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  • bob7

    it appears to me that this might have a slight possibility of being a troll

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  • randypete

    Name her Roxy

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    • This sounds sexual and unsanitary

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome

    Gajalakshmi

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Why is this popular? Why am I contributing to it?

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    • insanebotv21

      Because someone was naming their twin boys after bad pairs like tom and jerry

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  • LuxM4G

    Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou.

    All of them very nice prostitute/ stripper first names. ;)

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    • Freek-a-leek!

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  • lonewolf1253

    Name her John. She will tormented by her classmates and forced to fight to survive. Make her tough and build character. Johnny Cash named his boy Sue. So give her a masculine name and she'll be tough as nails. How about Dash Riprock?

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    • Did he really do this?

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      • lonewolf1253

        He had a song called, "A boy named Sue". Look it up on YouTube. As for your girl I would actually suggest a more feminine name although I do like the Nazi one. Very catchy.

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        • I know this song, and it is about himself and also is a song. I'm asking if he actually has a son named this

          And how about Boring Internal Genitalia

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          • lonewolf1253

            I doubt it. Just a song. How about Highly Sensitive External Clitoris Begging to Be Licked instead? Internal is as boring as it sounds.

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            • ...you do know that you name people when they're babies right?

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    • Boojum

      "Dash Riprock"

      LOL

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      • lonewolf1253

        Beverly Hillbillies. Used to be one of my favorite shows.

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    • xfg64

      Or she'll hang herself in a closet like the 10-year-old in Colorado did.

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      • lonewolf1253

        Only the tough survive right? Besides, I don't take this post too seriously. Just banter.

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  • xfg64

    It's best not to give them names, makes it harder when it's time for slaughter.

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    • I can't relate to this

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  • RoseIsabella

    Sophia!

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    • Is this your real name? o.o

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nope, Sophia is not my real name.

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        • sure...

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          • RoseIsabella

            Sophie is a beautiful name!

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  • Nickvey

    peter heater

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    • Pumpkin Eater 😛

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  • Cialis?
    Why not Penicillin?

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    • was never a big P names guy

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