Bedroom thoughts about...mr trump...

This election i have decided to side with the republicans. Being a democrat last election i feel as though it wouldn't be a bad idea for a change in the tone of the white house, and MR Trump is the only man who i know of who will not only bring that into action but also take command and bring things back into play for America. He supports the second amendment and is a true man fighting for integrity and freedom.

I've kinda developed a little man crush on MR Trump. He's just so perfect he pretty much the man i dreamed of being, but now its turning into a vision of a man i'm dreaming of being in. Hes such a powerful man, my thoughs have now been driven towards... his penis and balls. like are they cleanly shaven? landing strip? bush? just the thought gets me so excited. I'm a mans man, i work 9-5 work out, and drink beers with the guys but the thought of his chamber of freshness.... just yay, te he he. I know my wife will be mad but i may need to become a woman so one day if Mr Trump ever needs another wife my female virginity will be saved.

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Comments ( 13 )
  • Thorolf

    Call your therapist, loving Donald trump isn't normal.

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    • Whenthedogbites

      AGREED

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  • Yep

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  • Rusty-Rider

    Get a ram. They are much more intelligent than Trump, they have their own hair, you can make a sweater out of the extra wool when they shed, they have penises and testicles 'cause you seem to like those a lot.
    Perfect fit for you. :-)

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    • What?! thats terrible!

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      • Rusty-Rider

        Thinking about Donald Trump as you do is more terrible than anything I could even imagine. Disgusting Filth!

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  • thegypsysailor

    rotflmao

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  • Whenthedogbites

    Donald Trump is, singularly an idiot; and he is the most repulsive looking man I have ever seen in the elections. Donald Trump is NOT the futre of America. Donald Trump will lead the country into ruin. Get a Grip!

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    • DOUCHEBAGTWATS

      OBUMA already bankrupted the country by doubling the national debt and accumulating more debt than all of the other 43 presidents combined in history.
      Crooked , lying , felon , dyke , slick Hellary { Silly Hilly } said she is going to continue the same failed policies of OBUMA.
      She was sleeping in Libya when they called her and told her that 4 Americans died.
      Then she said " At this point , what difference does it make ? "

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  • jr__

    Ginger

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Fatty Fatty toupe boy.

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  • green_boogers

    Other candidates are bedroom nightmares. Can you imagine fucking Hillary? GOD, a night of living hell.

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    • democratsofamerica

      She'd be better than trump..... Honestly.

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