Becoming a roommate with my hookup friend got complicated?

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I'm a 30 year old guy, have a 25 year old (f) that I've been friends with for a few years, honestly shes better looking than me by a mile, we hook up on and off and are legit friends consistently, both terrible at ltrs, long story.

Situation recently got where we share a 2 room apartment with a kind of small common kitchen/living room. hookup on slow nights and if we bring somebody home from the bar we dont start drama, say this is my sibling or something and just be cool. it works great. Like its a dream, and then like...

The problem is she wakes up at 6am every day and literally does the heil hitler thing in the mirror screaming as loud as she can. Never realized it cause we never stayed over each others houses so I was home by like 4 or 5. She literally does a full nazi salute over and over again starting 6am sharp screaming and it can go on for hours. She says she's not a nazi but her therapist recommended it as therapy for her fear of clowns. It's annoying because I like to sleep late. IIN?

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dimwitted

4 years ago

Wear noise canceling headphones.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Think this is the best option. Like its weird cause the hitler thing doesnt carry over to anything other than noise in the morning. Ive been trying to sleep with earbuds even if nothing is playing.
  
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litelander8

4 years ago

Have y'all continued to fuck since you've noticed this behavior?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Is it really relevant?
  
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MissWolf

4 years ago

A therapist would not tell someone to do a hitler salute to get rid of fear of clowns.....I call bullshit for 500

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yeah I'm pretty sure that's obvious, but her dad's also jewish (I've known her for years, never noticed any racism outside of the hitlering thing)
  
  It's more about how can I deal with this issue which is staunchly non-negotiable on her end... It's kinda an unwanted alarm clock.
  
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  - MissWolf
    
    4 years ago
    
    Earmuffs or earplugs. If those dont work I'd suggest find your own place
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      Cant afford my own place. Earplugs or like ipod headphones seem to work.
      
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      - MissWolf
        
        4 years ago
        
        That's good, that the earphones or earplugs work
        
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momwatcher69

4 years ago

TROLL ALERT !

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Grow up
  
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  - momwatcher69
    
    4 years ago
    
    Your "story" is FAKE as fu*k !!
    
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McBean

4 years ago

Sounds like fantasy fulfillment to me. Perhaps you could wear an SS uniform, and bend her over the kitchen counter for a quick fuck.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  The whole thing is legit scary like shes hot but its not like a hot situation...
  
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  - McBean
    
    4 years ago
    
    Hmmmm. Whatever you do, don't dress up as a clown.
    
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Iszzy123

4 years ago

She probably lying about the fear of clowns thing or I’d suggest buying a clown mask and when she starts her “thing”
Come out and say the Jews sent me

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  She's like a quarter or 8th Jewish, Feel like Im better off not getting involved. Any advice on noise cancelling?
  
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  - Iszzy123
    
    4 years ago
    
    Well sounds is a wave, you need to soften the wave at the sorce and the receiving end , so put a lot of sound absorbing cushion in the rest room where she is and around ur ears and distant ur self from the sorce so that might mean sleep in the closet or something
    
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Clunk42

4 years ago

That's an odd thing to prescribe for a fear of clowns.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I kinda thought that... like really
  
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  - Clunk42
    
    4 years ago
    
    It sounds to me that either her therapist is crappy and nonsensical or she's a Nazi.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      maybe nazi therapist?
      
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      - Clunk42
        
        4 years ago
        
        You should tell her to stop. If she tells you her therapist says not to, have her tell her therapist about it, and if that doesn't work, then have a chat with her therapist yourself.
        
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