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Have you ever taken such an impressive poop in a public restroom that you debated on not flushing it so someone else had to look at it? I just took a shit that must have been atleast 14 inches but it was straight not curved. It was so hilarious I felt bad to flush it. I almost took a picture but my girl keeps finding the pics.
I’ll confess I’ve been proud of some of the logs I’ve squeezed out, some of them were surprisingly girthy. A 14 inch ram-rod straight turd must have been a sight indeed, however I have never thought to inflict the fruit of my bowels on innocent civilians. Admire and move on.
Why is your girlfriend checking your phone for shit pics anyway?
I never took an impressive poop but I seen one so big it couldn’t be flushed. True story. In high school my friends and I went to the gym bathroom and one of them went to a stall and found it, it was the size and shape of a brick. It was crazy. And the next day it was gone, without a doubt a janitor had to take it out himself because it was way to big to be flushed.
of all the things that people have never been so forthright so as to demand upright and straightforward honesty about in my life?
but this here is it?
im dejected
i always pictured myself lyin to congress ala michael corleone but here we are
so no the answer is no
are you happy you jackass?