Bad drug trip on weed?

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  • I had a similar experience, which is known medically as "cannabis-induced tachycardia." Now, I used all my international lawyering skills to vigorously oppose any association between me and anything "tacky", but the cardiologist finally came to his senses after I used my most arrogant and lofty attitude on him, which resulted in the physician restating his position to the effect that he "meant to say" it was weed causing my heartrate to accelerate and thus inducing panic.

    Mind you, I am a novice user of Marijuana, and I believe it was highly unfair and disrespectful of my husband's friend Snoopy Dog Doggy to provide me with something he referred to as "funky, skunky, sticky, smelly green shiz." Who wouldn't panic after being told by a canine-faced negro that you have put something like that in your lungs? I berated my husband George to the point that he confessed his frustration to a gossip magazine.

    Just say no, thank you, and you too can become a megabitch, like me!

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