Bacon and pork
Everytime I go to the grocery store,I always place pork or bacon in the halal section.makes for some serious comedy.
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Everytime I go to the grocery store,I always place pork or bacon in the halal section.makes for some serious comedy.
When i was living with my cousin, there was a muslim family in our street and all the local muslims used to meet at their house to pray, as the were no mosques nearby.
They used to park their cars all over the street and block peoples gates and driveways, so me and my cousin got a pack of bacon and shoved slices of it under their car door handles and on their wipers and stuff.
They never parked in our street again after that.
In the muslim afterlife, where every good jihadi gets 72 (male) virgins, the muslim afterlife realm is ruled by a giant hog with it's name "allah" written in arabic on it's fat porcine posterior.
I think that you are an outstanding comedian, with an excellent sense of humour
I don't really understand this. Halal is about the way an animal is slaughtered, not about the type of meat the animal is. This is a bit like me killing your mother with the Meatmaster 3000 (rather than a pencil) and then putting her in the ice cream section and saying, "Look! Ha ha! She's in the ice cream section. I'm so clever at subverting things. Wow. Haha!"
Where do you live? I have never been in a grocery store that had a Muslim section.
Despicable @ close to min wage it's inconsiderate that you're moving things around just to make workers have to put back stuff where they belong just for your amusement.