Back doors.

How bout you stick with the front door before you get locked outta both.

Damn dude. If that's your biggest problem in your marriage then I say grow the fuck up and respect your wife's wishes, and stop acting like a spoiled fucking child.
I'm quite sure that never having anal sex again will not be the worst thing that happens to you over your lifetime.

Why don't you consider trying this instead? : Put on a wig and some make-up, and pretend to be your wife, as you stick your penis into your anus and have sex with you(r) "wife".

Does she get any say in this or are you turned on by anal rape? She might let you if you offer to reciprocate by first letting her fuck your arse with a dildo the same size as your cock - now how do you feel about it?

Not normal lol and if she wont do it for you why would she do it for him? And if she does it for him, you get the loose butt hole lol sloppy sexonds brother. and its just not right haha

A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really."
So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

I would think, I would be able to talk my own wife into it before a strange man?

I tell you what. Have your friend pound your back door for about 20 minutes. If you like it, then you have the right to ask your wife to taske it in the ass as well.
If she still says no, then go find a hooker who will. At least you won't piss off your wife by your relentless begging.

Heheh, sounds like the only person who'll get the shaft is you with this cockamamie plan.

I'm beginning to hate my own gender. Idiot!

Why are some men obsessed with anall? It creeps me out I got sick of my boyfriends requests tried it, I hated it, he knows not to ask anymore. He had a girl in his past he bragged it's all they did. I should post her info here for the rest of you creepy fucks. From a woman's point of view I just don't get it.

You can always do your wife in the front and the Gypsysailor up the ass.

this is because it freaking HURTSSSSSS

just get her someone who into in is into butt fucking. i have black butt fuck my wife in the raw I like her to lower her standards a bit. having a black fuck her ass in my way of sowing how cheap she really is.

What if she needs to poop and you go barging into her back door and she start having convulsions and poop comes flowing out of her mouth onto your pillow?