Babies suck

Babies suck. I can't tolerate the idiot parent bringing their fugly baby in and everyone rushing over to say how adorable it is. I say keep it away from me. I don't want to see it. I just look at it and think what a sucky life it's gonna have. I mean unless you're really rich why bother bringing that thing into the world. It's not like future gens are going to have a good life. The idiot kids are supposed to have a better life than you and I just don't see that happening.

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Based on 27 votes (14 yes)
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  • Doesnormalmatter

    How else would they get milk?

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    • Ellenna

      That was my first thought: if they didn't suck they'd die of starvation

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      • Who says that's a bad thing?

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        • LloydAsher

          I say it is. I would downvote you but it seems I'm barred from doing so. You sir are a bad person wishing for dead kids.

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        • Ellenna

          I do: any human dying of starvation is a bad thing, but especially a helpless new human. By the way, there's something seriously wrong with you

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  • Boojum

    Very edgy and dark, Mr Edge Lord.

    My eleven year-old daughter is going through a phase where she thinks all infants and toddlers are hideous.

    Are you eleven too?

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    • Your daughter is smarter than you. Go with it.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    I'd say this is normal. I don't like babies either. And I definitely agree that you shouldn't have a baby unless you can give it an exceptional upbringing. Love alone isn't enough. You need to have enough money to be able to provide it with a top class education, a healthy diet (not just supermarket frozen food), an ideal neighbourhood, etc. Otherwise you're just setting them up for a mediocre life at best.

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    • Mediocre implies average. Their lives won't even be average. Not by our current standards.

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  • LOLFanProductions

    Babies are adorable

    Toddlers however, are the spawn of demons

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    • BleedingPain

      I dunno, I have seen some hideous babbies.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Some people (including me) just don’t find babies and toddlers cute. I’ve just learned how to pretend I do around strangers/acquaintances.

    I also pity people born even 10 years after me, the world is burning through resources like there’s no tomorrow and governments care less and less about the younger generations’ education and careers. A dip in the birth rate would probably benefit everyone.

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  • I'm so happy so many of you freaks (I can say that because I'm a freak too) agree with me.

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  • They're gross.

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  • curious-bunny

    They annoy me 2

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  • raisinbran

    Babies make useful flotation devices in emergencies.

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    • LloydAsher

      They do have a high fat percentage vs mass. But don't be a dick and use some floating wreckage.

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