Awkward kiss

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I was on a date and we were talking and out of nowhere he interrupts me and says, “okay so can I kiss you now?” and I said, “ok... I guess?” So he leaned over the table, but he was straining and holding his breath like he was doing pushups and something smelled off after that, like cold cuts or cooked eggs.

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  • cutthroatmessiah
    3 years ago | pl

    He either shit his pants or shit in his own mouth, either way something's not right. I feel for you.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago | pl

    Did he fart?

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago | pl

    Maybe he had rotten teeth.

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  • SmokeEverything
    3 years ago | pl

    Did he crap his pants? that sounds like a terrible date.

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    • RoseIsabella
      3 years ago | pl

      Poop.

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
      3 years ago | pl

      Bro that sounds like a hilarious date.

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      • leggs91200
        3 years ago | pl

        It probably would be except it doesn't sound like the kiss was awkward enough.

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
          3 years ago | pl

          I know, too bad he didnt shit his pants during the kiss. That would be amazing

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          • leggs91200
            3 years ago | pl

            (sigh).

            Did you not think about it?
            The guy would join this site saying he was out on a date and shitted his pants during a kiss and is it normal?

            THEN, THEN...

            Someone (probably Rose) would say it is trolling.
            I would step in and say it is quality trolling.
            Then someone would accuse the OP of being DNM. Then he would get into an argument that it was not him. Insults would ensue.
            Then you and I would be mocking the situation.
            Boojum would step in with some deep philosophy.

            If you kept nodding knowingly while reading this then you know that some of us spend too much time here and know the patterns.

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  • SunSnow
    3 years ago | pl

    I take care of my mouth so much.. brushing twice and my lips as well my I'll have a mouthfreshner.. I keep ready myself for kissing.
    But the funny thing is
    I don't have got any girl yet hehe he

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    3 years ago | pl

    This is why you brush your teeth before heading out when you intend to kiss a woman.

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