I was probably about four, or five years old when I started wiping my own butt. I have a little cousin though who was still expecting to get his butt wiped until he was almost seven years old. He would actually make an announcement to his mother, father, grandmother and grandfather after dinner, and say that he was gonna go to the bathroom, and that when he was done first one to get there would get to wipe his butt, and that he would pay them five dollars. Now apparently he owes Grandma quite a sum of money. My Aunt/his grandmother had a serious conversation with him a few days before his seventh birthday, and told him that seven is too old to get his butt wiped, and now he has to commit to wiping his butt like a big kid.
I predict that someday that little boy will grow up to be a Texas state senator, and he will have a scandal that involves him hiring prostitutes not for sex, but to wipe his butt. 🤠
At what age did someone stop wiping your butt for you?
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I was probably about four, or five years old when I started wiping my own butt. I have a little cousin though who was still expecting to get his butt wiped until he was almost seven years old. He would actually make an announcement to his mother, father, grandmother and grandfather after dinner, and say that he was gonna go to the bathroom, and that when he was done first one to get there would get to wipe his butt, and that he would pay them five dollars. Now apparently he owes Grandma quite a sum of money. My Aunt/his grandmother had a serious conversation with him a few days before his seventh birthday, and told him that seven is too old to get his butt wiped, and now he has to commit to wiping his butt like a big kid.
I predict that someday that little boy will grow up to be a Texas state senator, and he will have a scandal that involves him hiring prostitutes not for sex, but to wipe his butt. 🤠