At what age did someone stop wiping your butt for you?

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  • Fortunately, young enough I don’t remember!

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  • Don't remember, but it might be easier to get definite answers if you ask the opposite question. How old were you when you started needing help to wipe your butt?

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  • I was probably about four, or five years old when I started wiping my own butt. I have a little cousin though who was still expecting to get his butt wiped until he was almost seven years old. He would actually make an announcement to his mother, father, grandmother and grandfather after dinner, and say that he was gonna go to the bathroom, and that when he was done first one to get there would get to wipe his butt, and that he would pay them five dollars. Now apparently he owes Grandma quite a sum of money. My Aunt/his grandmother had a serious conversation with him a few days before his seventh birthday, and told him that seven is too old to get his butt wiped, and now he has to commit to wiping his butt like a big kid.

    I predict that someday that little boy will grow up to be a Texas state senator, and he will have a scandal that involves him hiring prostitutes not for sex, but to wipe his butt. 🤠

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  • Probs like 3 or something. My step mom had to potty train me like 4 times. On visits to my mom she would keep putting me in diapers despite not needing them pretty much making me forget how to hold it. Happened like 4 times haha

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  • Fuck if I know. I dont remember it so that's probably a good sign?

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  • If I'm still wiping kids butts when they're 5 or 6 at the absolute latest...there's something going on there. Most 4yr olds I've worked with usually have got it worked out for standard poos at least.

    OP, be prepared for the diaper obsessed shitters to obliterate this post.

    Unless you're one of them. Then fuck you.

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  • Old enough to remember. My parents tried to shame me bragging about the neighborgirl. "Lacey is already wiping her butt and shes a year younger!!"

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    • Girls mature to their prime fast compared to boys. That means cognitive functions are going to be ahead of boys in the early years.

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  • Maybe when I was around 6.

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