I'm trying to put myself in your shoes to see how I would tackle such a dilemma. What I would probably do is go out and buy a couple of snow globes and a roll of duct tape. I would then tape the snow globes to my chest using copious amounts of the duct tape. Just move carefully so people don't hear the water sloshing around in the snow globes.
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I'm trying to put myself in your shoes to see how I would tackle such a dilemma. What I would probably do is go out and buy a couple of snow globes and a roll of duct tape. I would then tape the snow globes to my chest using copious amounts of the duct tape. Just move carefully so people don't hear the water sloshing around in the snow globes.