Mmmh don't worry mate, I understand your distress. What you're feeling is referred to as Trans-asshatery. It's ok the treatment is easy, you don't even have to speak to a therapist and wait for a year to act. Find a surgeon named "Doctor I'mafuckingmoron" and ask him for the Superplasty. It's this special procedure that glues your heart to a rock and inplants the soul of an oyster into your original body. It is so......so relieving. You can look in the mirror and appreciate you for yourself. You are a pebble. Enjoy. You're not the only one. We all have to stick together, as Asshats, stuck in that tight little nook in the sole of a sneaker.
Good point, I bet there are countless people trapped in their birth bodies but relate to other things. Rock people, Snail people, even people who are Roaches.
Thought we had problems trying to figure out transgender bathrooms, were does a Trans-Roach go?
Are you transgender/agender?
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Mmmh don't worry mate, I understand your distress. What you're feeling is referred to as Trans-asshatery. It's ok the treatment is easy, you don't even have to speak to a therapist and wait for a year to act. Find a surgeon named "Doctor I'mafuckingmoron" and ask him for the Superplasty. It's this special procedure that glues your heart to a rock and inplants the soul of an oyster into your original body. It is so......so relieving. You can look in the mirror and appreciate you for yourself. You are a pebble. Enjoy. You're not the only one. We all have to stick together, as Asshats, stuck in that tight little nook in the sole of a sneaker.
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Good point, I bet there are countless people trapped in their birth bodies but relate to other things. Rock people, Snail people, even people who are Roaches.
Thought we had problems trying to figure out transgender bathrooms, were does a Trans-Roach go?