Are you transgender/agender?

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  • IMissMary
    7 years ago | pl

    I am a Trans-Species I am confused as to whether I am a person or a dog.

    I look like a person but I feel like a dog inside. I ask people to refer to me as spot and give me treats. I demand my rights and dignity. I want to be able to piss and shit in public like the rest of my dog brothers and sisters!!

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    • Royalburden
      7 years ago | pl

      Mmmh don't worry mate, I understand your distress. What you're feeling is referred to as Trans-asshatery. It's ok the treatment is easy, you don't even have to speak to a therapist and wait for a year to act. Find a surgeon named "Doctor I'mafuckingmoron" and ask him for the Superplasty. It's this special procedure that glues your heart to a rock and inplants the soul of an oyster into your original body. It is so......so relieving. You can look in the mirror and appreciate you for yourself. You are a pebble. Enjoy. You're not the only one. We all have to stick together, as Asshats, stuck in that tight little nook in the sole of a sneaker.

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      • IMissMary
        7 years ago | pl

        Good point, I bet there are countless people trapped in their birth bodies but relate to other things. Rock people, Snail people, even people who are Roaches.

        Thought we had problems trying to figure out transgender bathrooms, were does a Trans-Roach go?

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    • Zonfire80
      5 years ago | pl

      Being transgender is not something that should be joked about pal.

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    • RoyRogers
      7 years ago | pl

      I laughed a little too hard at this. I just died.

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