Are you single/married/in a relationship?

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  • lc1988
    11 years ago | pl

    In a relationship...but it's more of a slave/master kind of thing.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago | pl

      WHat is that supposed to mean? 0_o

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  • BluntsRolled
    11 years ago | pl

    We're on the internet, what do you think most of us are?

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  • Imposturously_yours
    11 years ago | pl

    Single, tried growing a gandalf beard to scare women away, but it doesn't work. Damn hipsters made it cool, so I got all the weird indie chicks until I shaved it.

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  • nAt2017
    11 years ago | pl

    I'm married, but only in my mind.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Single and unwilling to mingle.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago | pl

    Single. With a tag that says "Avoid this humanoid lifeform whatever planet you are from".

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      11 years ago | pl

      You're always welcome to come join our Mormon collective.

      The orgies are... heh heh... DIVINE.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago | pl

        If most Mormons are anything like you, I'm in.

        Wow, sex with ten batmen! Hmm, is it batmen or batmans? That's stuff I'd probably need to know.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      You want people to avoid you

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      • dappled
        11 years ago | pl

        You got that? :P

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago | pl

          So your not single?

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          • dappled
            11 years ago | pl

            I'm single, yeah. With a tag that says "Avoid this humanoid lifeform whatever planet you are from".

            There's a cyclic element to this conversation.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Single, not wanting a relationship at the moment (probably won't until I'm around my late twenties), and I will never get married.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Single and proud of it!

    "The fuck....how are you single?"

    Asexual my friend ;D. It's a gift.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago | pl

      I wish my life was peaceful like that and not ruled by my penis.

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      • Anime7
        11 years ago | pl

        Ditto. I've always wanted be asexual just for the peacefulness.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago | pl

          He is living the non-pussy crazed dream.

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  • EAT_IT
    11 years ago | pl

    All and the food is great.

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  • CheyChey
    11 years ago | pl

    single awkward turtle

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  • mas0n
    11 years ago | pl

    have a girl friend

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  • o_0
    11 years ago | pl

    single... happy

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  • Ldizzy1234
    11 years ago | pl

    Single.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago | pl

    I'm single.

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago | pl

    Very nearly married.

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  • dom180
    11 years ago | pl

    Right now, I'm in a relationship. I'm happy with it.

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  • 777electric
    11 years ago | pl

    Single, and I'm going to stay single for the rest of my life. I want to actually, love pisses me off.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Single, and while I think happily married is probably the best choice out of all of them, I am curious if the words "happy" and "married" should be put together.

    Well maybe for some people it does, but I dont think I am one of them. So single it is.

    1. Happily Married
    2. Single
    3. Married
    4. In a relationship

    I think thats the fairest order for ranking.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago | pl

      You're so fussy. lol

      If there's a happily married, maybe there should be a miserably married too. It exists, I've seen it. :)

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago | pl

    Married.

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  • OswaldCobblepot
    11 years ago | pl

    Not quite married yet but close enough to it, so I chose that.

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  • PapzBSlim
    11 years ago | pl

    In a relationship. Quite fun with this one though because we are jealous of one another.

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  • UhhhOK
    11 years ago | pl

    In a relationship.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Single <3ing it!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Single, again. :/

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      Tut tut tut

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago | pl

        Walk like an Egyptian?

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  • charli.m
    11 years ago | pl

    Single and increasingly resigned to the fact.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago | pl

    I put single, but I'm married to a dead guy.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago | pl

      This reminds me of Egyptian Mythology when Osiris got tricked by his brother, Set, and his brother cut him up in different pieces and scattered them. Then Isis had to find all of his pieces and when she brought them back together, she had sex with his corpse and became impregnated with their son, Horus. Horus then kills his uncle Set and rules over egypt, or at least that's how I remember it:/

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      • KeddersPrincess
        11 years ago | pl

        Damn! That sounds like an awsome story. I've studied a lot of Greek mythology but never Egyptian. I think I found a new interest!

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago | pl

      Wouldn't that make you single? Or did you marry him after he was dead?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      Whoa

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