Fuck Cheetos. They taste like the excrement of diseased gorillas mixed with moldy yogurt, and they have the consistency of expired packing peanuts. So disgusting. Not to mention after you eat them, your crusty orange fingers make you look like you just fingered Garfield in the butthole. So I guess that makes you a gay cat-fucker.
I cannot believe that there are people in this world with tastebuds so colossally backwards and demented that they would eat utter horse shit Cheetos and like it.
Also, I'm afraid I can't vote in your poll. I only semi-like Cheetos. I do like certain components that make up the experience of eating Cheetos; I admit to liking how they feel in my mouth, but the flavour is too strong for my tastes. I'm a Cheetos agnostic.
Which I guess means I like cat sex a bit... maybe enough for a blowjob but not anal?
Also, too many people haven't even tried diseased gorilla excrement. These people shouldn't be allowed to vote in this poll without the government forcing it down their throats with a used toilet brush. Otherwise it isn't fair.
I don't know if your poll would make it through, but, I like Cheetos, thank you very much! Though, truth be told, I can't remember the last time I ever ate one...
Are you religious?
← View full post
Hey guys, tell me what you think of my poll idea:
Fuck Cheetos. They taste like the excrement of diseased gorillas mixed with moldy yogurt, and they have the consistency of expired packing peanuts. So disgusting. Not to mention after you eat them, your crusty orange fingers make you look like you just fingered Garfield in the butthole. So I guess that makes you a gay cat-fucker.
I cannot believe that there are people in this world with tastebuds so colossally backwards and demented that they would eat utter horse shit Cheetos and like it.
Anyway, with that said...
Do you like Cheetos?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
--
dom180
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
1
1
-
nowhereboy
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
-
NoraBaker
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
-
anti-hero
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
-
myownopinions
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
This is why I'm so glad you're back.
Also, I'm afraid I can't vote in your poll. I only semi-like Cheetos. I do like certain components that make up the experience of eating Cheetos; I admit to liking how they feel in my mouth, but the flavour is too strong for my tastes. I'm a Cheetos agnostic.
Which I guess means I like cat sex a bit... maybe enough for a blowjob but not anal?
Also, too many people haven't even tried diseased gorilla excrement. These people shouldn't be allowed to vote in this poll without the government forcing it down their throats with a used toilet brush. Otherwise it isn't fair.
--
flutterhigh
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
All I really want is separation of Cheeto and State.
I'm glad you're still here.
Your banter is lifting.
Thankfully i will never have to share time with you in person.
No, I don't believe in Cheetos.
Honestly, I am personally offended by all those disgusting Cheetoers and Preacheetoers using the gorilla species name in vain. Ew.
I still love them haha I get what you are going for, very nice.
I don't know if your poll would make it through, but, I like Cheetos, thank you very much! Though, truth be told, I can't remember the last time I ever ate one...