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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    There was an apple between two d's
    Not those silly!
    Quite simply
    Two lowercase d's

    Try as the apple might
    He could never win the fight
    Stuck between double d's
    apple begged them, "Please!"

    Yet stayed the d and the d
    one day
    while lying in bed
    he glanced down

    and he realized
    Those d's were upside down p's
    and his p's were upside down d's
    "Four d's and four p's!"

    "I'm quite special indeed."
    and n'vr did apple
    grapple
    with being a d-apple-d

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    • dappled
      11 years ago | pl

      If my dees are my pees
      And my pees are my dees
      What, then, is my username, please?

      My pees are embattled
      My dees beyond addled
      So, then, am I now known as "paddled"?

      From here until eternity hence
      I vow to maintain this pretence
      And this, despite "paddled" having a sexual sense.

      Yes, I shall let this pass
      Even if you terrorise my ass
      But only because you were the sassafrass-

      -i.

      P.S. Something's gone wrong with this poem. I have a spare eye. It's like a jigsaw with one piece too many. Like that time I mistakenly squeezed a Darth Vader piece into Van Gogh's Sunflowers.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago | pl

        Though "paddled" suits you well
        Methinks a lady you should quell

        Before you snort at this affair
        I remind you she'll be wearing underwear

        Pink and red and green and purple
        But wait, perchance it will be ddurpple?

        Satin, silk and cotton
        But it's the color, oh how I've forgotten

        Yellow, blue, it may be true
        But I think it's time for my adieu

        Oh yes! The color of the panties
        I'll tell you if you sing some shanties

        As -i work on terrorizing your ass

        -sassafrass

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        • dude_Jones
          10 years ago | pl

          Dappled and Capy
          You are both so snappy
          This site has become lit
          By the intelligence of your wit.

          So the question of deep purple
          Seems that of peed durdle
          We shall not shower a scant
          Until all is well with our pants.

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