Are you gay if you lick the back of a man's neck repeatedly?

Say like at a baseball game someone in the bleachers above squeezes out a blob of ketchup from his hotdog and it lands on the drunk dude's neck in front of you and you lick it all off without him noticing is that gay?

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Based on 28 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 33 )
  • No, but it's freaking gross. Even if you enjoyed it in a sexual way, it would probably be bi.

    Unless you prefer to only fuck and date men, you're not gay.

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  • nikkiclaire

    It means you have a death wish. Good luck to you.

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    • leggs91200

      hahaha no shit!

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  • NoLifer

    Why would you do this? That is just kind of wierd?

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  • bill1234

    Yes you are gay or bi and very gross. Next time just go ahead and suck his dick

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  • leggs91200

    Has anyone considered that maybe the neck he was licking might have had an oozing sore and he was making a video of himself licking it, hoping to go viral on youtube?

    Try not to assume things. There might be a good reason

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  • SmokeEverything

    It depends if you're a guy or not.

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  • IceRed

    Not necessarily gay, but disgusting yes

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  • WarriorGene

    If it ain't sexual it ain't gay

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    • Tato

      Yeah, totally. Me and my pal take showers together and beat eachother off but that's not sexual. Just a bro thing.

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      • WarriorGene

        I don't know what you mean by that and I don't care either, so don't bother replying again.

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        • LornaMae

          Do you really not know that it's a joke? I see the sense of humor gene is missing from your genetic code, Gene.

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          • leggs91200

            Couldn't resist with the pun, could you?

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            • LornaMae

              Yeah, I generally can't. :(

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          • WarriorGene

            I like how you build arguments based on your assumptions without waiting for confirmations. This makes your conclusions very unstable. Good to know for the future.

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            • LornaMae

              All right, I'll rephrase it and it will hopefully be more to your liking:

              Is the sense of humor gene missing from your genetic code, Gene?

              Better? :P

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  • Tyroneniggums

    have you tried dairylea instead

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  • megadriver

    Gay? Probably not, disgusting - definitely. Great way to get your ass kicked too... Doubt many people would enjoy some random wacko spurting ketchup on their necks and then licking it...

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  • 309uf2o38yf

    No, you're a canine furry.

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  • Poisonous-Cupcakes

    You are going to hell .. obviously I don't know but maybe you are a fucking bisexual like me :)

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  • Boojum

    Mmmm... Sweaty-drunk-dude neck seasoned with ketchup. Food of the gods.

    If the guy didn't noticing you doing this, he wasn't just drunk; he was comatose. Do you by any chance have necrophiliac fantasies?

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