Are you Celibate?

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago | pl

    I am celibate because women don't want to touch me. It makes my life very hard. Nevertheless, I still do enjoy women and have faith in womankind.

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    • slings_and_arrows
      8 years ago | pl

      But you've mentioned girlfriends you've had before? So you can't say all women don't want to touch you. Plus you might have secret online admirers...

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      • green_boogers
        8 years ago | pl

        A secret admirer? Whew! You know how to make a guy's heart flutter.

        Actually I did have a girlfriend in college. Met her at a party where you shake hands with the lights off, then turn them back on. So, she didn't see me first. Then she said she was amazed at what a tactile, wonderful sense of touch I had. I would give her light back rubs that put her into a trace. She loved it, but eventually left me for a rich guy because in the long run, money was more important than love.

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