Sorry, never watched the Simpsons. googled him; Kinda, with the white beard and hair, but never the captain's hat (though I still have mine from when I ran a cruise ship). Don't smoke a pipe, don't have a glass eye and don't wear sweaters, but OK, I can see how you might mistake us for relatives.
Absolutely impossible. Haven't been able to get a pic of me in about 30 years. Just point a camera in my direction and the lens shatters into a gazillion pieces. I had a promising career as the ugliest porn star ever, until this strange malady hit.
Are you Androgynous?
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This thought will haunt my nightmares. I already picture you as the sea captain from the Simpsons.
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Sorry, never watched the Simpsons. googled him; Kinda, with the white beard and hair, but never the captain's hat (though I still have mine from when I ran a cruise ship). Don't smoke a pipe, don't have a glass eye and don't wear sweaters, but OK, I can see how you might mistake us for relatives.
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are you more or less attractive(than the cartoon?)
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equally unattractive
Until you post pic you are the sea captain.
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Absolutely impossible. Haven't been able to get a pic of me in about 30 years. Just point a camera in my direction and the lens shatters into a gazillion pieces. I had a promising career as the ugliest porn star ever, until this strange malady hit.
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You did fish porn?
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octopi porn with a pencil thin mustache
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