Are you an incel?

You don't have to comment and admit it, I just want to know.

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Yes 16
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  • mauzi

    Nop, celibate by choice, probably asexual.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Me too, after years of excuses and denial I’m finally able to embrace the ace.

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      • mauzi

        Nice. I figure I should at least give it a go one of these days (with both sexes) just to be sure, but haven’t gotten around to it. Gold star ace 😕

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  • I had to google incel

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    • Incels- involuntarily celibate men:

      Mysogenistic dudes who are so socially and sexually inept that they couldn't get laid in a whorehouse in el Salvador with $1000 taped to their penises. -Websters dictionary, 2019 edition

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      • TheBlindInquisitor

        Yes that sums it up well.

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      • Thanks. But like I said I googled it. You do explain it better though!

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      • RoseIsabella

        Even third world prostitutes have their standards, and as well they should!

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  • RoseIsabella

    I can find someone to hook up with anytime I want, I just don't care to do so. I honestly don't see what the big deal is.

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    • Bazinga

      "I can get an $80/hr consulting job whenever I want. I don't see why minimum wage workers are always whining." This quote should give you a clue to your social blindness. Should the poor and malnourished be hung? I would say they shouldn't be.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nobody ever died from not getting laid. I think you're overreacting, and projecting your issues about sex and women from your past onto me, and I don't appreciate it!

        The whole incel thing is none of my business, and not my problem. I don't owe incels anything.

        This post asks a question, and I answer it according to my life experiences, and opinions. I don't incels a damn thing.

        Also, it's not cool to harass people by stalking them with multiple alt accounts!

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        • leggs91200

          Every day incels are passing away because they cannot get laid. They put their hands on their hearts and say in a Shakesperian voice "OH where art thou moist sweet vagina thateth I am deprivethethed." Then they just drop over dead.

          Rose, you personally owe incels a lot. It is your fault they cannot get laid. You made it happen somehow. Now don't you feel just this wave of unbearable guilt?

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          • Bazinga

            That was a very touching and real account of their tragic life situation from which there is no escape. I thank you for your sensitivity, and kind words.

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            • leggs91200

              Rose knows I was kidding.
              But yeah the way out of being an incel is to get out there and try to date or get laid. I think incels biggest problem is they don't want to get out there and work for it.

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          • RoseIsabella

            HELL NO!!! 😃

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    • mauzi

      Same, when something is too easy to get, there is no fun in it.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Indeed, but honestly I don't need base urges from my reptilian brain to control me. I'm not trying to mess with anyone unless it's something real, yanno?

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        • mauzi

          How do you find the right ones?

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          • RoseIsabella

            Honestly, at this point I don't even know. I've pretty much quit looking.

            Let's just say that the position of significant other at RoseIsabella Inc is vacant, but our human resources department is currently not accepting applications. Upper management has not entirely eliminated the position, but like I said, we certainly aren't accepting applications. So far our company has determined as a result of some corporate restructuring that the position is unnecessary. We have reason to believe that morale, and productivity may actually be increasing as a result of keeping the position empty.

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  • megadriver

    Incels are like the chihuahuas of humanity... Loud, obnoxious, angry, harmless, funny and absolutely pathetic.

    Whenever a woman has turned me down, I simply smiled, made a snarky comment and moved on (unless very drunk, but everyone makes mistakes). Hookups come and go. There are many single women. Some are good, some are bad, some are fantastic and some are absolutely insane and make you run for your life...

    The important thing is you keep going until you find that special someone that completes you.
    I've found mine, been with her long enough to start dreaming of starting a family with her.

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    • "Harmless"

      ...Most of the time, but then there are people like Elliot Rodger.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Bingo!

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      • Tealights

        I had to Google this guy, and holy shit...

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      • megadriver

        I had to google who he is and I am speechless...

        I mean, wow... Just pay a pro and get it over with bro.
        Damn morons.

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    • mauzi

      Chihuahuas are cute though :(

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  • Pkaya

    I was, I was actually addicted to porn from the ages of 12-24 but then I decided to stop being a loser and turned my life around, got my first girlfriend at 24, and I’m 27 now, it’s been 3 years of regular sex and good times.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Right on, dude.

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  • Tealights

    We should probably legalize prostitution, and make it an actual safe business with health benefits and mandatory health check-ups. Not only will men stop loosing their god damn minds, it will also produce new jobs, and probably help decrease the spread of STD/Is.

    The only problem is, unless the BBB or some form of government keeps this shit on a tight leash, people will be opening up brothels in poor condition with deceased ridden employees who are either too old, too young, or addicted to drugs.

    Also, I'm not an incel. However, in the past I stayed celibate for many years because I didn't want to get pregnant too soon by someone who will just run off, so I made a lot of guys frustrated when I refused their advances.

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  • Grunewald

    I'm a female incel... waiting for that special man I just haven't met yet.

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    • McBean

      I'm very sorry. It's hard to work with what you've got when what you've got is basically nothing.

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  • LloydAsher

    I just got to try harder. Simple as that.

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  • SKDM007

    LMAO

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  • Faceless

    Im an incel. but i still fuck.

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    • Bazinga

      Excellent. How do you do it? Graphic details are most welcomed.

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  • bigbudchonga

    They seem like an odd bunch. This is a problem that the world has a solution for. "The world's oldest profession". If you really want to not be celibate then just hire a prostitute it's so, so easy.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Now you have me feeling sorry for whores. Of course a massive problem with incels is that they tend to have that awful sense of entitlement so they are probably too cheap, broke, or entitled to seek out a whore.

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  • No. I'm sailing the world with my 18 year old wife.

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    • jethro

      His wife wasn't 18 years old, she was 18 years his junior. Get it right if you are going to troll as the sailor.

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      • RoseIsabella

        I think his wife was actually 35 years his junior.

        It's only been a few years, but apparently the gypsy sailor is now more like a myth, or a legend.

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        • SkullsNRoses

          I remembered it as 41 years, I thought she was 25 and he was 66. I remember thinking he could literally be her grandad without any teenage pregnancies. But alas she was probably a fantasy anyway.

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          • CountessDouche

            42 lol. You're the closest. This is like the jelly bean guessing contest at the county fair.

            You won these shriveled up old jelly beans that smell like cigarettes & hate Australians, religious people, condiments, conservatives, people who can't swim, people with mental disorders, people who like cartoons...kay, imma stop now or I'll be typing all day.

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          • RoseIsabella

            I certainly hope it wasn't real. A 25 year old would have to have some serious issues to go with someone that old.😱

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            • SkullsNRoses

              Maybe he just couldn’t type and she was actually 52 all along? Conspiracy.

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            • BleedingPain

              Some women really want money (not that this particular creep would have much of that)

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      • Whatever. Don't really give a shit. Not really trolling per se, I was just wondering how many people still remember him.

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        • SkullsNRoses

          He was my geriatric Poseidon, he will forever be in my heart.

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          • He was my geriatric anal canker. Hopefully his ship sank when his mother's basement flooded.

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      • perfectxsilence

        Lol good ole gypsy sailor. Yep 18 years his junior lol. To be fair I thought it was more like 25 years his junior

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        • McBean

          It was 42 years his junior.

          https://www.isitnormal.com/post/is-it-normal-to-daydream-about-this--212955

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          • perfectxsilence

            Ah I knew it was more than 18! I thought it was more like he was 60 something with a 20 something wife. 42 years his junior sounds right now

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            • McBean

              I think she was 26 during the Dead Sailor 2016 campaign. So he would be around 70 - 71 now, unless she got tired of him and threw him overboard.

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