Are you a partier or partied much when you were younger?

I didn't party at all at school. Nobody ever invited me anywhere and it all seemed kind of infantile anyway, like you'd hear about someone turning up to a party with his underwear on the outside of his trousers and my judgemental and sarcastic side would think, "Oh, what a super jape. This is wit beyond even Oscar Wilde".

Then I went mental and became an idiot too. Drank wine out of a French woman's shoe, broke a few bones, peed on a tramp, started a revolution, bought a Romanian's sister. Just a few selected highlights. This is just the stuff I remember. I'm constantly reminded by friends about the stuff I don't remember. Most of it is even more asinine.