No the waters in America are making frogs homosexual. I know this from live streaming your best news service called "fox news." Their slogan is "fair and balanced" so I know what they say is the truth. We do not allow water in our household now. We go to great expense to import the American drink "mountain dew" because your best news reporters say it is safe. That is what we use to shower, do laundry, everything. I will not allow pastakinder to touch your gay frog water. Please stay safe. Mountain dew is the only healthy drink.
When I do sex with my wife I tell her 2 ask me 2 "mount and do" her in honor of mountain dew. She says that's cringe and a mood killer 4 her but then I pick up the phone book and she adjusts her attitude. We respect mountain dew in this trailer.
I understand very few of these words that you type as a hundin American. Except for the phonebook. I refuse to use it to hide. I just use it to beat the living shit out of my wife because I have weak, bitchy german hands so I just fucking rail the living shit out of her with telefonbuch...no apologies. Weird guy from the south said this kind of thing is peak manliness!
It is! He is a great alpha male and probably with a very powerful cock that inspires awe. He taught me that besides very self-aware womans like my_way, what womans think they wont and what they respond 2 r very diffrent.
Womans like 2 be hit a lot. It makes them feel safe cuz then they know how hard u can punch and that u can protect them from transgendereds. When they bitch about stuff like loaded guns and kratom layin around everywhere they r rlly just testin u 2 make sure u ain't a snowflake.
I like germany a lot. The only politician I like more than Trump used 2 be a leader their.
But yeah. Weird guy is an inspiration 2 me. I can't rlly see him usin protection like a snowflake cuz a gun is the only protection he needs, but if he did I bet he'd wear glow in the dark mountain dew flavored condoms.
Here is where him and another highly moral IIN user were teachin me bout consent
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No the waters in America are making frogs homosexual. I know this from live streaming your best news service called "fox news." Their slogan is "fair and balanced" so I know what they say is the truth. We do not allow water in our household now. We go to great expense to import the American drink "mountain dew" because your best news reporters say it is safe. That is what we use to shower, do laundry, everything. I will not allow pastakinder to touch your gay frog water. Please stay safe. Mountain dew is the only healthy drink.
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When I do sex with my wife I tell her 2 ask me 2 "mount and do" her in honor of mountain dew. She says that's cringe and a mood killer 4 her but then I pick up the phone book and she adjusts her attitude. We respect mountain dew in this trailer.
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I understand very few of these words that you type as a hundin American. Except for the phonebook. I refuse to use it to hide. I just use it to beat the living shit out of my wife because I have weak, bitchy german hands so I just fucking rail the living shit out of her with telefonbuch...no apologies. Weird guy from the south said this kind of thing is peak manliness!
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It is! He is a great alpha male and probably with a very powerful cock that inspires awe. He taught me that besides very self-aware womans like my_way, what womans think they wont and what they respond 2 r very diffrent.
Womans like 2 be hit a lot. It makes them feel safe cuz then they know how hard u can punch and that u can protect them from transgendereds. When they bitch about stuff like loaded guns and kratom layin around everywhere they r rlly just testin u 2 make sure u ain't a snowflake.
I like germany a lot. The only politician I like more than Trump used 2 be a leader their.
But yeah. Weird guy is an inspiration 2 me. I can't rlly see him usin protection like a snowflake cuz a gun is the only protection he needs, but if he did I bet he'd wear glow in the dark mountain dew flavored condoms.
Here is where him and another highly moral IIN user were teachin me bout consent
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