Are my habits unhealthy?

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I drink a fifth of cheap scotch every day, starting in the morning. Along with a steel reserve with breakfast. And I also smoke crack every day, and I take bath salts as well on the weekends, which I generally take rectally. Sometimes, I shoot heroin as well, usually mixed with crack. I really don't think I have a problem.

I lost my job for shooting up and getting drunk at work. But I totally have a handle on things, and lately I've been mostly smoking crack during the day instead of getting drunk or shooting heroin. I save most of the fifth for at night and just drink like 2 shots at lunch. And have a couple shots at breakfast with my steel reserve.

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Comments ( 14 )
  • Jattai
    4 years ago

    No you sound like a health freak.

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  • brutus
    4 years ago

    Obvious troll is obvious.

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago

    Sounds normal to me. You're fine dude.

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  • jethro
    4 years ago

    Troll bait

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Are you homeless yet?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    whens the last day yall spent sober?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      I'm never sober!!!!! And never will be!!!!!! I would rather gang ass raped by a pack of porcupines and kicked in the nuts by a horse than spend ONE SECOND without drugs or booze!!!!!!!!!!

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        4 years ago

        rock on

        see yall at the funeral

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago

        Luv how ur normal in the post, but crazy down here.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    You have massive issues mate! This is a captain obvious post! All this drugs and alcohol addiction and getting you fired from work. Even these drugs on their own are bad, and also probabky illeagal. Let alone using many of them so often you get fired from work. Get help mate! Get help mate! Get help mate!

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  • Ellenna
    4 years ago

    What is a steel reserve? The rest of it sounds perfectly normal for a troll

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago

      Strong and cheap American ghetto beer.

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      • Ellenna
        4 years ago

        Thanks for the explanation. No thanks for impersonating someone I miss terribly ........ unless it really is you and you're doing a double bluff? I'd have to see a much longer post from you to check out your style

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    4 years ago

    Oh man, I just smoked a shitload of crack right now, and I feel fucking great! Boofed some vodka mixed with heroin as soon as I woke up too, I feel FUCKING AMAZING!

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