Are my girlfriend and i twisted freaks?

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My girlfriend and I have progressively gotten more kinky. The following is now standard behavior in our sex life. 1. I love licking her ass, but especially when it's sweaty from a hot day. 2. I love licking her armpits. She let hair grow under her arms for me. 3. She pees in my mouth. I go insane. 4. I dominate and humiliate her by spitting in her mouth, ball-gagging her, grabbing a fistful of hair, tying her up, slamming my cock in her mouth until she gags, and spanking her with my leather belt. 5. She gets so excited, she pees while we have intercourse. 6. She masturbates for me. 7. She goes crazy when I lick my cum from her pussy after sex. Neither of us has ever done this stuff before. I know it's not normal behavior, but would you do it if your partner wanted it too? Or are we just twisted freaks. I know it's not normal behavior, so I'll do multiple choice.

Your girlfriend and you are sick. 62
Not my thing, but I'd do those things if my partner wanted it 20
Incredibly exciting. I'd love to be you. 85
I wouldn't do it but I don't think you're sick. 107
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  • 5yellow_Nemos
    9 years ago | pl

    That's some really kinky stuff there. I'd say you two are freaks... sexually speaking. But hey, why does our opinions matter? If that's what you and your girlfriend are into, and no one is getting hurt, keep it up.

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    • mike1982
      6 years ago

      My sexiest thought is to have my wife gangbang by a high school football team as I watch and after they make me eat her out..

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  • LizardSkin
    9 years ago

    Lets just put it this way.. If I ever need to become unaroused quickly I can just read your story.

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    • fruadianslip
      9 years ago

      I am with you man. I think this is so hot. I got hella hard just reading it. And me and my gf do a lot of this stuff but I would love to try more.

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  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    Well clearly you and your girlfriend brought out the naughty side in each other. However if you both consent and both are adults its not really that much of an issue is it? So who cares if other dont like your sex life its YOUR sex life.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    After reading the post from the guy who jacks off to beheading videos, this doesn't sound so strange.

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    • toxic-mecha
      9 years ago

      That really was something else. This site never fails to amaze me.

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  • poon_jabber
    9 years ago

    damn.. thanks a lot now i gotta jackoff

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    If you do this stuff in private it's normal.
    If you do it in public, yeah, you're freaks.

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  • disthing
    9 years ago

    You're probably kinkier than the average couple, but most of the stuff you do features in mainstream hardcore porn.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      Hardcore soft porn, first born unicorn

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      • 5yellow_Nemos
        9 years ago

        Now the song is stuck in my head!

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          bwahahahah

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      • disthing
        9 years ago

        My unicorn horn is whinnying to fill a filthy filly that is willing to take my filling

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          I do apperciate the pun but that was a Red Hot Chilli Peppers reference to Californication

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          • disthing
            9 years ago

            Do I look like I'm bovered? Face? Bovered?

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            • [Old Memory]
              9 years ago

              IS. I. BOVERED?

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  • sloman
    5 years ago

    Thanks for the comments and voting. I posted this 4 years ago. While we don’t go kink as often, it’s still as good as ever when we do. Our quickies are a little more mainstream.

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  • XxaramasxX
    6 years ago

    I wish my boyfriend would feltch me! He spits in my mouth and I love eating his ass too! Very normal. Have fun you kinky lovebirds!

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  • regisphilbin
    9 years ago

    Honestly that sounds like a lot of fun as long as both parties are consenting and safety precautions are used. People like you OP really know how to live life. More power to you and your girl.

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  • associate
    9 years ago

    If you're both happy, consenting and into it, sounds fine and not twisted to me!

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    Gotta admit I've done a few of those things lol. No saws all toys?

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  • deepthought33
    9 years ago

    Some of those things turned me on.

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  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    You go you super freaks enjoy it...

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  • tikhung01
    9 years ago

    Great couple.

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  • Lonely2
    9 years ago

    Amateurs...bloody amateurs...you have merely sampled the oer' dervs of the feast and havent even touched the entrees not to mention the desserts

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  • HATIMTAI
    9 years ago

    It is normal. Everything is fair in love and sex.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I'm into most of 4 and I'll do 6 once in a while... That's it

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    Not all of that is to my liking but fuck it you're not hurting anyone.

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  • bellatrice
    9 years ago

    No, of course you're not normal. So amazingly different, it amazes people and everyone is amazed by how amazing you are. You're so amazing! It's amazing! Amazed! So amazed! It's like the most amazing people have come to life and done amazing things and been more amazing than anyone who was ever amazing before. It's amazing!

    Or perhaps it's the same thing that has been happening forever and we're all kind of the same.

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    Never sharing a drink with anyone ever again.... Fuck you Coke.

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