Are British people from America?

Of course, all of England and Europe were colonized by Americans. You see there was this group called "hippies" and they sent forth (or maybe fifth) an explorer, way back when the world was thought to be flat (what? it's not flat?), by the name of Timothy Leary, and he found Europe, a desolate and barren land, with neither capitalism nor democracy. So the "hippies" sent forth (or fifth) colonists on many boats, and those colonists were so long in getting there that each boat developed it's own language, hence the many languages of Europe and the UK. And the rainbow flag did fly everywhere, except that frigid land far to the east and north, where the impotent monkey Putin did rule with moronic ineptitude.