Any girls here watch south park?

Haha i did that to my mom yesterday.

I was like, Do you like fishsticks..?
Mom: Yeah.. ?
Me: Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth?
Mom: .. Yeah .. ?
Me: What are you, a gay fish? :D
Mom: Noo .. Im a woman how can i be gay ?
Me: Yeah, okay you just fucked my joke up.

(Uh. Come on.)
Ive been so lonely, girl
Ive been so sad and down
Couldnt understand
Why haters joked around
I wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish

Cuz I know that Im a gay fish

(Gay fish, yo)
Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (its alright, girl)
Makin love to other gay fish

All those lonely nights
At the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle
Feeling like a whore
Cuz I wasnt being true
Even though everyone said
That I had to make a switch (gay fish)

Now I know that Im a gay fish

(Gay fish, yo)
Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Making love to other gay fish

I used to be scared, denying who I was
Actin straight, but then goin out to the gay fish clubs
Dancin with the marlins, makin out with all the snappers
Id take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
But now Im out and Im free to love what I want
Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont
I slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake
Ill come to your house and have an orgy in your mother fucking fish tank

Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Making love to other gay fish

I really get around
Im a slut of the sea
When I say I got crabs
I mean it literally
I was eating dinner
And just had to go down
On that mackerel on the dish

Cus Im the gayest of the gay fish

Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)

But I got to settle down
I cant be a whore
I aint gonna just sleep
With any fish no more
Found me a lover
A brother whos a cross-dressing pike named Trish

And together we are gay fish

Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Making love to other gay fish

AWESOM-O!

It's a cartoon that pokes fun at people like you. ESPECIALLY since you're Canadian :P