Any complaints?

Teeth. Our teeth are stupid. There's no need for them to feel pain yet they do. Why do we only get 2 sets and why does the first set go so early? At least last closer to 1/2 way through life or let us grow more than 2 sets per lifetime. Why can't they be made of metal instead of weak ass minerals? Why are they so often crooked or crowded? Why can teeth alone completely destroy a human's appearance? Other animals usually have great alignment most of the time and awesome saliva that stops decay way better. Human teeth are dumb.

Why is the battery life so bad!? We need to recharge for 8 or so hours to get a measly 16 hours of use - that sucks! We need more lithium-ion.

I wish my dick could self-lubricate so I wouldn't have to deal with all the blood.

Male nipples are useless

The inability to kill myself and see the end is truly life greatest failure.

I can reach all my spots...I also thoroughly agree with madame wigz.

I can reach all my spots...I also thoroughly agree with madame wigz.

I can reach my whole back if I go right arm over and left arm under. No chance the opposite way though.

Is god offering refunds if any of my complaints are upheld?

I hate that God invented blacks (apes) and faggots. Like why are they here...

Oy.

I hate that I have chronic pain, irritable bowel syndrome, allergies and chronic sinus infections. Those are just some of my medical problems, but my medical problems make me feel small, week and old.