what to put on your application? You know, your blood type, favorite soda, what baseball team you cheer for, who your first crush was...you know things that are important.
What they ask is a test to see how much BS you're full of nothing else.
Why do you wanna work here?
Answer: to steal shit
where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Answer: Taking your job as you get fired before the holidays
How would your friends describe you?
Answer: Manipulative, I've always been good at making about convincing lies on the spot
Anxiety About Getting a Job
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what to put on your application? You know, your blood type, favorite soda, what baseball team you cheer for, who your first crush was...you know things that are important.
What they ask is a test to see how much BS you're full of nothing else.
Why do you wanna work here?
Answer: to steal shit
where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Answer: Taking your job as you get fired before the holidays
How would your friends describe you?
Answer: Manipulative, I've always been good at making about convincing lies on the spot
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hahahah that's hilarious...but seriously I have that problem too.