A girlfriend of mine had a wiener dog that would lick himself at night just as we would be settling in for the night in almost complete silence other than his slurping. He didn't lick his feet though if you know what I mean...Anyway, one night I finally got sick of it so as he was working himself over (at fever pitch I might add) I shouted "SNOOOOOOOPY!!!" there was a second or two of silence and then one final sssssssssllllllllluuuuuuuuurrrrrrP! I almost died laughing.
Annoyed by the sound of my dog licking & slurping
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A girlfriend of mine had a wiener dog that would lick himself at night just as we would be settling in for the night in almost complete silence other than his slurping. He didn't lick his feet though if you know what I mean...Anyway, one night I finally got sick of it so as he was working himself over (at fever pitch I might add) I shouted "SNOOOOOOOPY!!!" there was a second or two of silence and then one final sssssssssllllllllluuuuuuuuurrrrrrP! I almost died laughing.