Olive oil (made by crushing part of a plant) would be great for firebreathing, except it isn't, and high-proof alcoholic beverage is the most natural and least noxious thing that's good (made by crushing part of a plant, letting yeast fall into it till the proof stops rising, rubbing two sticks together to make fire, finding certain rocks and melting them in it, then beating and fire-welding it into a kettle and worm tube, then heating it and collecting what comes out). Also, if you ever breathe in, fire will go into your lungs and burn it's very delicate tissue. People have even had the fire stream sneakily travel back into their fuel container causing it to explode shards of broken glass and burning liquid. Very natural.
Also, olive oil is a bad sexual lubricant, it requires constant reapplication as it gets gummy and slowly absorbs into the skin, and if you don't wipe it off afterwards it absorbs faster than the body can get rid of it, it can't be washed off anymore, and goes into your ball sack and makes it sore for about 30 hours. And any oil makes condoms not work.
Annoyed at people who think "natural is better"?
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Olive oil (made by crushing part of a plant) would be great for firebreathing, except it isn't, and high-proof alcoholic beverage is the most natural and least noxious thing that's good (made by crushing part of a plant, letting yeast fall into it till the proof stops rising, rubbing two sticks together to make fire, finding certain rocks and melting them in it, then beating and fire-welding it into a kettle and worm tube, then heating it and collecting what comes out). Also, if you ever breathe in, fire will go into your lungs and burn it's very delicate tissue. People have even had the fire stream sneakily travel back into their fuel container causing it to explode shards of broken glass and burning liquid. Very natural.
Also, olive oil is a bad sexual lubricant, it requires constant reapplication as it gets gummy and slowly absorbs into the skin, and if you don't wipe it off afterwards it absorbs faster than the body can get rid of it, it can't be washed off anymore, and goes into your ball sack and makes it sore for about 30 hours. And any oil makes condoms not work.