Angoraphobia

I'd like to lock a tiger into my boss' office. Then, when he opens the door in the morning, I can evaluate him on his efficiency, attitude, and decisions under pressure.

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  • I did that 8 years ago with a panther i had imported, and it didnt work out the way i'd planned it to or for my boss, and you have to answer a shit load of questions for the police, and stand trial and serve 5 years for involentary manslaughter on 3 accounts (because other people were attacked) and 2 accounts of wild animal breeding and forced captivity. After getting out on good behavior i was admitted to the Chelsea Psychiatric Center, then i was put into a halfway house for about 8 months, and after that i was placed under house arrest for 3 months, i'm still on probation for another 2 1/2 years. So even though it sounds funny, PLEASE take my advice, dont do it, just wait for a rain night and catch him in the back of an allyway.

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  • You are my new best friend.

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  • Where the fuck did you get a tiger?

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  • i think angoraphobia is the fear of rabbits. but locking a bunny rabbit in your boss' office wouldnt be nearly as funny.

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  • I assume that your boss has given you too many jobs in too short a time and gave you some crap about 'efficiency, attitude, and decisions under pressure.' Cool! Do out one in there!

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  • at lease you have a job.

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  • xox.mle is Correct. Angoraphobia is fear of Angora. SO I don't really know what is meant by that. . . Unless You are the Bunny your Boss should fear? Hmmm. Do you wear sweaters to work?
    Nevertheless, I do have a solution better than a tiger. Just sneak into your boss%%u2019 office at night, remover the seat cover, foam, etc., and fill with an aquarium of hungry piranha, then reupholster with paper that resembles the original upholstery, & leave. Then, when your boss sits down, it is he who will get his ass chewed out. Literally.

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  • 'tis the american dream!!!

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  • great idea.

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  • This is an awesome idea. My boss is a dickhead too. I'm gonna see what I can do about compromising with a more possible idea, such as an angry pit bull.

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  • Can I borrow that idea? I would love to see my permanently laid-back, only-one-with-air-con-in-his-room, lazy bum of a boss being chased around the shop by a tiger, while I sit in a safe corner and evaluate him. Arf.

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  • can i borrow the tiger and do this to my gym teacher?

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  • Step one:buy a tiger
    Step two:tranquilize tiger till at office...

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  • LMFAO OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOO

    HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Okay so obviously this wasn't for real (if it was, it wouldn't be so funny for you! (or for your boss!) )

    BUT VERY FUNNY INDEED

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  • im selling tigers in the NY metro area for 2k a piece. you can finance it, layaway wutever. these are some angry mofos, they're trained to brutally attack but not kill so you can still tell your boss how he did. dont miss out on this special holiday deal!

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  • It boss is gonna think he is in the Hangover

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  • Very funny!

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  • If only you could. Good luck finding a tiger and getting it into the building.

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  • Wow, Seems like you need a lil puff on the peace pipe.

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  • that's the greatest thing ever

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  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH....

    oh wait...

    its not that amusing.

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  • And "AUTOFELLATIO" is the act of a male sucking on his own penis as a form of sexual masturbation. All these "phobia" words I thought I would break the monotony.

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  • well i have DONTWANTTOLOSEMYFUCKINGJOBORIWILLBEBROKEAPHOBIA soo u knoww i won't do that

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  • Angoraphobia is the fear of soft sweaters or rabbits. Agoraphobia, however, is the fear of tight spaces. I think your confused.

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  • I'm sorry but "angoraphobia" would be a fear of angora LOL

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  • Daym love this lol

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  • LMAO.... Or try doing what Sharon Osbourne (Ozzy's wife) did to make a point ...she mailed some dude a package with her dump in it....take turns with others in your office that feel the same way...

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  • I'm guessing that you hate your job and your boss. But you don't want to quit because you like money. That's very normal and it shouldn't be. People should be able to make a career out of doing what they love. But it's rare that they ever do and have it work out for them.

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  • This is a joke I saw on the net a couple of weeks ago.....lame!!

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  • Haha

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  • Ailuraphobia is a fear of cats

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  • lol don't do a tiger put a whole bunch of rabid squirrels and raccoons in there

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  • I suggest you send this idea to the producers of the OFFICE

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  • Amazing x10 mother fucker

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  • Throw the tiger into the board room meeting

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  • I have a better idea.Instead of using a tiger coalize against him.Too hard uh?
    Well then I guess you deserve to have a boss bossing you around.And don't forget to lick his butt and say pretty please and thanks when the day work is done.

    "I tried so hard to refuse orders and fight against the authorities that in the end I never really got to learn how to become one"
    (My friend,working at pizza hut as a delivery boy)

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  • :D my God this is the funniest thing i`ve read so far, totally made my day !!!

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  • ok ? lol

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  • Lovely idea

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  • That makes me happy.

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  • great idea

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  • lol

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  • best. wish. ever!

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  • That's angeraphilia. Angoraphobia is a fear of sweaters or long haired cats.

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  • I clicked "BEST OFF"

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  • Sounds like some sabotage Is in order... Plant a banana peel under his tire and wait for him to spin out

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  • ahaha love this

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  • why the he!! not?

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  • Why stop at just one?

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  • Ur*

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  • Awesome

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  • WIN.

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  • can i use the tiger after you?
    my brother is a peice of shit who needs a 'talking' to...

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  • LOL!!! cool.

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  • u mind if i borrow that idea ?

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  • Best. Idea. Ever.

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  • sweet..

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  • you rock, this made my afternoon

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  • Good idea I like it. Lol! maybe it should be like a pack of tigers.

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  • Good idea!?

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  • Meh.. I've done that

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  • hahaha! yes!

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  • That's funny!!!

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  • i wish i thought of that.

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  • I think you meant agoraphobia... which is the fear of wide open spaces.

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  • i wish i had a boss to do it to lol

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  • thats a good test. now seriously think about doing that and maybe you can get a promotion if your boss does bad!!

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  • lol!!! do it

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  • ha thats truely amusing [not sarcastically]

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  • I don't get it but lol anyway

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