And now it burns very badly

I used anti-bacterial handwash as lube to put a vibrator in my asshole and now it burns an awful lot. I thought that the handwash, being anti-bacterial, would kill 99% of all known germs while it was in there but this isn't fun anymore :(

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Comments ( 10 )
  • Ms.Dempsy

    Life is like a big school. We are constantly learning. Nuff said.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Why not just use acetone. It would kill 100% of whatever?

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    • thegypsysailor_GottaCatchEmAll

      And now this battle has begun
      It's far to late to run and hide
      And though the one´s i face are strong
      I´ll leap into this fight head-on
      I will carry on
      Whoa, this dream will last forever
      And this dream will never die,
      I will rise to meet the challenge every time.
      (I,m Advanced Challenged)

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    • lordofopinions

      Don't give him any ideas like that. He might actually try it. Then he would be just another Darwin Award recipient. :)

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  • Ellenna

    What germs did you think your vibrator would catch from your arsehole?

    It's the VIBRATOR you need to clean after use, not your arsehole before use except for normal washing!

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  • deepdankstickygoo

    I know that you probably made this story up for the laughs. It would be even more hilarious if this really happened. You basically just gave yourself extreme painal.

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  • lordofopinions

    Shoving anything except an enema for medical reasons (pre-op) is just plain weird. No thanks.

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  • LIGHTHOUSE

    Normal

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  • mannyboy56

    LoL just pee-pee myself damn you

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  • Pinger

    You'll be fine

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