Am I the only one who is confused by a bidet?

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  • dinz
    11 years ago | pl

    •Do you poop in it? It doesn't look like it's meant for that.
    No you don't poop in it. Please use your toilet

    •I think it sprays water up on your ass?? And then what? Do you use your hand to wash your ass?
    You can use your hand to wash your ass, HOWEVER most bidets have internal sprays that does it.

    •What the heck do you dry your ass off with?
    Toilet paper or a towel

    •Can men pee in it?
    Yes

    •Can a guy just go wash his balls on there, if he's so inclined?
    Yes

    •What's the force of the water spraying out?
    It depends on how you want it

    •Do you use it when you poop and pee?
    Poop - yes. Pee - No

    •Anyway, IIN to not know the dealio about bidets?
    You're American it's ok.

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    • dude_Jones
      10 years ago | pl

      Remember, a squeaky clean butt hole is a joy indeed. This is why most Americans smell funny.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      I watched some videos on this and I'm still confused!!

      So you poop in the toilet and then hop over to the bidet to wash your ass....this doesn't make sense. What if you had the shits and if you stand up it will run down your leg, or if you had a little klingon that is stuck but falls down your pants leg when you get up? Or, wait, do you wipe too?

      Then in one video they had a bar of soap in a little recess in the wall there.... the idea of community ass soap is pretty gross.

      Also, community ass towel?? eeewww.

      And you don't pee in there? Not even the women?

      Isn't it worlds easier to just use either baby wipes or the specially made flushable wipes?

      The ones that are built into a normal toilet are weird too. I don't like the thought that pee or poop will get all over it from the previous person washing their ass, then spray up onto my ass.

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      • dinz
        11 years ago | pl

        Well alot of bathrooms have toilet paper as well, use that if you needed to "clean up" before you proceed to use the bidet.

        I personally don't use a shared towel for it. I either use wipes or my own towel, if done properly you are basically using the towel to dry your ass.

        You can pee in it but there is usually a toilet near by so I would use the toilet.

        I never used a Japanese style bidet before. But I'm assuming the spray heads are design in a way that it's design to minimise fæces landing on the head/s.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago | pl

          Thanks for the information! This all sounds far too complicated for my tastes!

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          • dinz
            11 years ago | pl

            Well if you do encounter a bidet in a bathroom there is no rule where you have to use the damn thing ;)

            Are you heading overseas or having one installed? If you are going overseas, some advice take a roll of toilet paper in your day pack just incase.

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