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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago | pl

    Hey Rosie. I think that we, the magic people, should share some of our magic with him. He should get a magic toothbrush, put magic toothpaste on it, then magically brush his teeth and the back of his tongue. Presto! Magic breath works wonders.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago | pl

      I dunno, I'm not his dentist.

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      • green_boogers
        8 years ago | pl

        Hahaha. Dentists are used to bad breath. Women on dates aren't.

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        • RoseIsabella
          8 years ago | pl

          I dentist would be better able to judge OP's oral hygiene or lack thereof than either you or I.

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          • green_boogers
            8 years ago | pl

            Just guessing but, I think his date would rather not notice and make judgements on other things. Wouldn't you agree?

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            • RoseIsabella
              8 years ago | pl

              I dunno, what you're getting at here. Maybe OP's teeth are white, clean and straight. For all you know OP may have minty fresh breath.

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              • green_boogers
                8 years ago | pl

                Perhaps. Hygiene should have been an option in the poll. I have met smart, charming females that were still virgins at age 40. In each case, either their clothes smelled like garlic, or they had terrible breath.

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