Am i possessed by the devil?

Sometimes, when I get angry my eyes turn red and glow. I'm also scared of churches and panic whenever I see one. One time, I ran out of a church and was mumbling things about satan

Plus, I have occasionally been known to levitate several feet above the ground. And even though I don't speak latin, for some reason one night I spoke perfect Latin. My friend translated it on Google, and apparently I was saying "all hail the prince of darkness"!

I also have this evil laugh that comes out at inappropriate times. And my eyes will turn red and glow when I start doing it.

Also, I see pentagrams and demons everywhere. I see little 2 or 3 foot tall red creatures with creepy looking faces and have tails and pitchforks running and scurrying all over the place and cackling. But nobody else can see or hear them.

How can I stop my eyes from turning red and levitating? And stop seeing those terrible little creatures. And no, this is not a fake post. I'm legitimately very troubled by these strange symptoms, and it all started after I used an ouija board. I swear I am not making this up, and it's terrifying

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Comments ( 27 )
  • tobey-kitty

    Call Sam and Dean they’ll know what to do

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  • SKDM007

    i think half the idiots on this website who wish to fuck their parents or wish to eat excrement are REALLY the ones possessed

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  • brutus

    Call the Winchesters!!

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    I'm possessed by alien parasites that want to destroy mankind.

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  • litelander8

    Bunnicula!

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  • chuy

    50/50 chance you are possessed or that's some good drugs you been doing.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

    Its schizophrenia

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    • SwickDinging

      I was thinking the same thing.

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  • I'm going to an exorcism later today, I'll let you know how it goes

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  • Vvaas

    the fuck is this shit

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    • I really don't know. It's absolutely horrifying though, and I just can't see any physical explanation for this. I played with a Ouija board, and ever since I have been seeing little red demons running around all over the place that no one else can. And they torment me 24/7. Utterly inexplicable things have happened. People have seen me levitating, I have started speaking in Latin when I don't even know Latin. Other people have seen my eyes turn red and begin glowing, and last night I literally vomited up razor blades.

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      • Vvaas

        have you tried talking to these demons or punching them the fuck out you're saying they're "little" just punt the fuckers

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        • I tried talking to them to get them to go away. But they don't and just stand there cackling at me.

          I've tried kicking them, but when I do, they'll get knocked back a few feet and start that fucking cackling. It knocks them back, but then they group together and start poking me with the pitchforks.

          And if I kick them again, they roar. And then more of them try and crawl in my head. And it's not like it's just a few. I'll kick one, seem to knock it away.... but that gets them angry. And the next thing I know like 15 more appear out of thin air!

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  • CoffeeTime

    If you're not on drugs, what you need to do right away is to call a Catholic priest and perform an exorcism on you.

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  • I'm doing better after my exorcism. I coughed up a shitload of razor blades. The holy water burned. And then all of a sudden, this cloud of smoke came out of my mouth and vanished. Now, I'm back to normal and the creatures are gone!

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  • We need a stake... and fire, and lots of it.

    On a serious note, convert to atheism... The Devil is a bit like Santa, he's only real if you believe he's real.

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  • Follow the path of evil and darkness! Sinful splendor awaits! Great rewards await those who live a wonderful life of sin!

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    • I don't remember writing this! What the hell is the matter with me?!?!?!?!?! I swear, I just wrote this and have absolutely no memory of it! Something is WAY wrong with me! I should definitely save this post here as proof of whatever the fuck is going on with me, because this is terrifying and I hope that people can understand what I'm going through here. It's honestly horrifying, and those damn creatures will not fucking leave me alone! It's just 24/7 torment! And I'm so fucking sick of it!

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

    I don't believe thy

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    • No, I swear it all started after I used that Ouija board. I was just playing with it, some candles mysteriously blew out, and then all of a sudden this little red demonic creature showed up, was all cackling at me, it snuck behind the corner. And then I felt this strange sensation, like I could feel something going into my brain! And all this stuff started happening! It was definitely something related to the Ouija board

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

        Maybe you have superpowers.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Take your thorazine.

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    • Ok rose lets perform another exorcism

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  • Shit, I just coughed up razor blades! This is fucking horrifying! How the fuck did they get in my stomach.... I literally just puked up razorblades! Didn't cut me or anything.... But there are literal razors inside of my body or they fucking appeared there.

    I'm utterly terrified by this and can't sleep. The little 2 foot demons are running around in my room and laughing at my predicament. I'm fucking pissed at those motherfucking creatures!

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    • chuy

      We need proof, otherwise I say you're trolling.

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    • notsaying4life

      unless you're trolling you should see a phychiatrist asap and tell them all this or else you would need help getting there soon

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      • I'm not trolling. This is serious. I have no idea how the hell that happened! I threw up razor blades! They just appeared, and it's fucking horrifying! I find myself doing bizarre things and I don't even remember what I'm doing. And the creatures are driving me crazy!

        Just fucking tormenting me 24/7. I don't think I need a shrink, I'm very sane. I have scheduled an appointment with a priest to do anything exorcism tomorrow evening

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