I believe that one day humans can carry engines on their backs and run just like cars do. Their legs will morph into wheels and roll up into the sunset. I'm going to make a spoiler out of Velcro and stick it on my ass, then I'll be up up and away on my magical adventure into the sun to feel its beautifully warm sensation. You'll be strapped in the back seat against your will enjoying the scent of fried yogurt. There will be blood and you'll like the way you look...I GUARANTEE IT!
Yep. The rare delicious mixture of fried yogurt and blood was guaranteed to make you sing like a guy in a newly tailored suit. Now then, I must fly off into the raindrops now, for it is raining hard right now and I have a casserole in the oven.
Am I messed up or what?
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I believe that one day humans can carry engines on their backs and run just like cars do. Their legs will morph into wheels and roll up into the sunset. I'm going to make a spoiler out of Velcro and stick it on my ass, then I'll be up up and away on my magical adventure into the sun to feel its beautifully warm sensation. You'll be strapped in the back seat against your will enjoying the scent of fried yogurt. There will be blood and you'll like the way you look...I GUARANTEE IT!
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Swell. Now I feel normal.
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Yep. The rare delicious mixture of fried yogurt and blood was guaranteed to make you sing like a guy in a newly tailored suit. Now then, I must fly off into the raindrops now, for it is raining hard right now and I have a casserole in the oven.