Am i gay, or straight? (18+,u should probly be a doctor or something)

..I've asked this question about 2 times already, that was a few months ago actually. And, I got no answers, I guess it's because of how awkward, or weird this is. But I really wanna know what's wrong with me.

Mmmk so, i'm a guy, n' I like girls. But I don't like vaginas. Ever since I could remember, I don't think i've ever even fantasized about them, but I have fantasized about girls. Just, never.. yeah. (Feelin' really messed up about asking this, but here are some more details I guess.) I mean I like boobs(..who doesn't?), I like girls asses, their legs, faces, curves. But I have no feeling for vaginas, I actually get turned off by them.

I couldn't get my self ta ask my parents, or any one because.. this is a really fuhked up question n' every thing.. but I really wanna know what's wrong with me, n' can I fix this?

(I don't think i'm gay, because sex with another guy REALLY turns me off. N' no one say she-male because just the thought makes me sick.. I'm sorry if that makes you sick but, people usually say stuff like "Ur gay" or "U needa a she-male" or some shit like that.)

..Thinkin' that all this is really fuhked up? Well this is even more fuhked up, I kiiiind of like dicks(BUT NOT OTHER GUY PARTS, I LIKE EVERY THING ABOUT GIRLS BUT VAGINAS! I know it might look like "Oh you like every thing about girls but not vaginas, and you like dicks!" I want a normal wife one day, not.. that.) e-e I know I said I know i'm not gay n' i'm.. well I don't think there are a lot of girls with penises around, is that even normal? There's like 1 every century? I'm never going ta meet some one like that, n' I don't want to. The thing is I like dicks, in girls.

I've never talked like that in my life.. But asking a question like this. Ya know i'm actually new ta this is it normal thing, I only made this ta ask this question. So if theirs some kind of condition where you're 80% straight n' 20% gay, please tell me a solution!