Am I depressed?

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  • Maybe you are depressed. When im depressed I follow random strangers around downtown pretending to be a spy. I say things like, "following target" and "target on foot, 150 meters" all while talking into my collar. And when the stranger knows im on to them I say, "Weve been compromised, aborting mission repeat aborting mission." Then I cackle and hop on the first bus that stops. Cheers me up.

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